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    A British company is developing computer chips that store music in
    women's breast implants. This is a major breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not
    listening to them.


    I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollar worth of
    gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.




    On May 1st, as a result of the Mexican boycott, national retailers
    reported 4.2% lower sales for the day, with a 67.8% reduction in
    shoplifting.



    A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has
    discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.......Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
    If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand


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    Ya got me with #4... Very funny!!!!!

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    :)

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    What do they say about touchpads?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4my son
    I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollar worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.
    The truth hurts!!
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    haha, those are good!

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    Great!

    Just took hand off mouse there for a few seconds - I'm just fine
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    ...darn...busted again.
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    Excuses George - excuses!
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