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    I can turn my hat sideways and pull my pants down.
    Am I qualified to work there?
    I'll get some fake prison tattoos if that helps.

    Is it like Disney where you have to leave your uniform at work and there are a lot of rules?
    "Only striped boxers, no plaid. No more than 10" showing."

    "Hello, my name is, Jamal, I'll be your robber today."
    Leave all your valuables inside the bus as you exit and have a nice day."

    Here's my favorite part:
    Lomas reports he's gotten solid agreements from at least three gangs besides Florencia - South Side 18, Grape Street and East Coast Crips - to halt any activity when the tours are running from about 10 a.m. to noon.
    Wait a minute.
    A. A solid agreement from a gang? What's he gonna do? Sue?

    B. 10 am to Noon? No self respecting gang member is out of bed by noon, after a busy night of raping and pillaging.


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    I think the whole venture would be more profitable if they armored the bus, rigged some firing ports in the armor,let everyone bring their favorite hunting rifle and advertised it with a brochure that called it an "An Urban American Hunting Adventure"or " AUAHA" for short. You could serve sandwiches, lemonade and even sell ammo when the tourists run out.


    Who ever shoots the most gang bangers wins a free trip,complete with ammunition.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HotGuns View Post
    I think the whole venture would be more profitable if they armored the bus, rigged some firing ports in the armor,let everyone bring their favorite hunting rifle and advertised it with a brochure that called it an "An Urban American Hunting Adventure"or " AUAHA" for short. You could serve sandwiches, lemonade and even sell ammo when the tourists run out.


    Who ever shoots the most gang bangers wins a free trip,complete with ammunition.
    That I like.
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    Proof that the easiest thing to make in this country is money. I am all for it personally. Some smart guys make some cash, idiots loose some cash for taking them up on the offer. Everyone wins.

    For those who want to shoot the criminals, there is a Russian cruise line that goes down to the pirate infested waters and allows you to shoot at them if you run into them.

    $3,000 a day, plus ammunition. And, you get to be backed by a Russian special forces contingent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowsbane View Post
    Proof that the easiest thing to make in this country is money. I am all for it personally. Some smart guys make some cash, idiots loose some cash for taking them up on the offer. Everyone wins.

    For those who want to shoot the criminals, there is a Russian cruise line that goes down to the pirate infested waters and allows you to shoot at them if you run into them.

    $3,000 a day, plus ammunition. And, you get to be backed by a Russian special forces contingent.
    I can see it now.

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    Now if the leos set up a decoy bus and waited for BG to rob it.

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    If the bus don't work out then we could upgrade to "Tank Tours"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowsbane View Post
    For those who want to shoot the criminals, there is a Russian cruise line that goes down to the pirate infested waters and allows you to shoot at them if you run into them.
    No need to shoot the criminals. Just shoot the boat.
    I don't think they can swim 400 mi. home.

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