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Arrested for DUI

This is a discussion on Arrested for DUI within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; At first I was thinking, WTH, this doesn't sound like our little timmy. Didn't see the other post that got this one started.......

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    At first I was thinking, WTH, this doesn't sound like our little timmy. Didn't see the other post that got this one started....

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    Should have out ran him, at least make he earn his ticket!!!!

    I was just watching t.v., had an ad on for ---The Law Office of James Sokolove, If you have ever had Methofilioma or a DUI, call 1-800-out-free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugergirl View Post

    I wondered how long it would take to see a post like this.
    I thought we would've made it at least until Monday myself....
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    If you got bailed out that quick you musta called Dog the bounty hunter
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    There's no humor in this situation. And I'm a little surprised by the attitude of some of the members when another member posts, asking for help. Anyway, to the OP- you said that you only had a few beers, but what was your BAC. If it's over the limit, you're screwed. I hope that this works out for you. Up until around 13+ years ago, I drank pretty heavily, 12-14 beers a night, and I would then drive home. How I managed to never get pulled during that I have no idea, I'm just grateful. When I had my heart surgery, back in 1996, I couldn't drink during my recovery, since I was taking Percocet. I still went to the local bar, and saw my friends, and played vigeo poker. I drank Diet Coke instead, and learned during that time that it was a habit, not alcoholism. Now, I rarely drink simply because I don't care to. I will drink a beer from time to time, but never more than 2. So I guess I broke the habit. Best wishes on the outcome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squawker View Post
    Anyway, to the OP- you said that you only had a few beers, but what was your BAC. If it's over the limit, you're screwed.
    He was just kidding!

    timmy didn't get a DUI he was playing off SIXTO's DUI arrest thread.
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    Oh my, ITS A JOKE! and a pretty good one too! I still laugh... pretty hard!

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    The funny thing about this whole incident is that when they had me down and were cuffing me I just kept thinking to myself....That guy had a really nice Sig. It was all polished and cool and it looked like it had some nice Sarge's grips. Does Sarge make Sig grips? Anyhow, the whole time he was arresting me he kept mumbling something about not getting his island vacation. That cop was one scary guy!
    It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.

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    Man that was good!


    It took me reading a post or two, before I picked up on it....


    Touché!
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    If you're ever in your vehicle and being approached by any good looking cop in Cinci, Ohio that is "Havin' A Bad Day" & wants to harass yer ass just for being an innocent severely intoxicated American citizen whose ONLY crime is being a potential deadly danger to everybody else on the road...here is what you do.

    Memorize this progression of letters in advance - I T A N N I C N I C and then say:
    "Ossifer Pleeeze Beeeleeeve Me...I'n Not Zrunk, I only had a cuppola zrinks!" "I can even spell Cin...sin...addda backward."

    And then yell....I ~ T ~ A ~ N ~ N ~ I ~ C ~ N ~ I ~ C and he'll let you go.

    If that doesn't work then just say: "SIXTO! Klaatu Barada Nikto!"

    and he will just stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    If that doesn't work then just say: "SIXTO! Klaatu Barada Nikto!"

    and he will just stop.


    Just make sure you say it right or you'll raise the army of darkness...
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    Timmy, you are a sick, sick man. Funny, but sick.
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    for those who don't know: Sixto's DUI stop
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    If you're ever in your vehicle and being approached by any good looking cop in Cinci, Ohio that is "Havin' A Bad Day" & wants to harass yer ass just for being an innocent severely intoxicated American citizen whose ONLY crime is being a potential deadly danger to everybody else on the road...here is what you do.

    Memorize this progression of letters in advance - I T A N N I C N I C and then say:
    "Ossifer Pleeeze Beeeleeeve Me...I'n Not Zrunk, I only had a cuppola zrinks!" "I can even spell Cin...sin...addda backward."

    And then yell....I ~ T ~ A ~ N ~ N ~ I ~ C ~ N ~ I ~ C and he'll let you go.





    If that doesn't work then just say: "SIXTO! Klaatu Barada Nikto!"

    and he will just stop.
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    That's awesome....I can't stop laughing. Thanks for that Timmy

    Squawker....I had almost stopped laughing when I got to your post....now my belly hurts.

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