Man! This stinks! I just got out on bail. There I was driving my old beat up pickup after just a few beers. I was doing nuthin wrong man! All of a sudden the flashing lights went on behind me. I had a plan all set to deal with Mr Johnny law when he came up to give me my ticket but all of a sudden there he was pointing his Sig at me. He was giving me the crazy eye and he said "Go ahead make my day!". I spilled my drink in my lap and afterward he kept laughing about me peeing my pants.
This was near Cincy by the way can anyone help me?