Arrested for DUI

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    Man! This stinks! I just got out on bail. There I was driving my old beat up pickup after just a few beers. I was doing nuthin wrong man! All of a sudden the flashing lights went on behind me. I had a plan all set to deal with Mr Johnny law when he came up to give me my ticket but all of a sudden there he was pointing his Sig at me. He was giving me the crazy eye and he said "Go ahead make my day!". I spilled my drink in my lap and afterward he kept laughing about me peeing my pants.

    This was near Cincy by the way can anyone help me?
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    Yes, Quit peeing in your pants...........

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    Help?
    I think you pretty much screwed yourself without anyone's help.

    Had me going...

    Stay out of Cincy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    Man! This stinks! I just got out on bail. There I was driving my old beat up pickup after just a few beers. I was doing nuthin wrong man! All of a sudden the flashing lights went on behind me. I had a plan all set to deal with Mr Johnny law when he came up to give me my ticket but all of a sudden there he was pointing his Sig at me. He was giving me the crazy eye and he said "Go ahead make my day!". I spilled my drink in my lap and afterward he kept laughing about me peeing my pants.

    This was near Cincy by the way can anyone help me?

    I wondered how long it would take to see a post like this.
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    Perhaps I am missing the humor?
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    Is this referencing Sixto's post about the DUI that was going to shoot him???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arko View Post
    Is this referencing Sixto's post about the DUI that was going to shoot him???
    That's the idea I got.
    I think Timmy's being a funny gun, am I right?
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    Is this the off topic and humor section?
    Mark Twain:
    The government is merely a servant -- merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a
    patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.

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    I sense a bit of sarcasm in the OP's post, but if its real, i pity you.
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    well played.

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    Dash Cam Photo of Arrest

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheShadow View Post
    Dash Cam Photo of Arrest

    Quote Originally Posted by rottkeeper View Post
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    Nice!
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    Hey, see if SIXTO can help you out on this one! I hear he has had a "related" experience!
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    Well done!
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