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The Devil Responds to Pat Robertson on Haiti - Robert Schlesinger (usnews.com)
The best part...Dear Pat Robertson,
I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I'm all over that action. But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I'm no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished. Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth -- glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake. Haven't you seen "Crossroads"? Or "Damn Yankees"? If I had a thing going with Haiti, there'd be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox -- that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style. Nothing against it -- I'm just saying: Not how I roll. You're doing great work, Pat, and I don't want to clip your wings -- just, come on, you're making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad. Keep blaming God. That's working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract.
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Too funny...you know South Park will cover this. "You Will Respect My Authoritah!!!!!!"
I think it was Leno who said "did Haiti really need Satan to help defeat France?"
Silence in the face of evil is itself evil: God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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There are thousands and thousands of people who dedicate their lives to helping others (often at great expense to themselves) in the name of God. But it's people like Pat Robertson, Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, and Oral "God told me to raise $8 million or he'll kill me" Roberts who get all the press.
It's no wonder people roll their eyes when I tell them I'm a Christian.
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