Montana snow...

Montana snow...

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    Montana snow...

    MONTANA Snow


    One winter morning a husband and wife in Northern MONTANA were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.

    A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.." The good wife went out and moved her car again.

    The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

    With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are Married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?
    Bill and Izzie: Proud parents of a soldier.
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    Oh that's funny...
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    That one's a keeper!
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    That's cold.

    My apologies to the women in the crowd, for all that men do, for they know not what they do.

    You're on your own, on this one, bud. Sayonara!
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    Almost spit my coffee out on that one!
    Must share with my (brilliant) blonde wife!
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    Very funny didn't see that coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ccw9mm View Post
    That's cold.

    My apologies to the women in the crowd, for all that men do, for they know not what they do.

    You're on your own, on this one, bud. Sayonara!
    Don't apologize to me...just because I am blond...I just thought it was funny...come on...lighten up..
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    Quote Originally Posted by wkientz1 View Post
    come on...lighten up..
    Am plenty light, and it was funny. The emoticons I used indicated I thought it so. The intention was to jokingly prod you, as part of the fun. Apologies if it was not inferred that way.
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    I jumped too quickly...sorry...
    Bill and Izzie: Proud parents of a soldier.
    I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

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    Good thing I was finished with my coffee while reading this, or I'd be wiping down the monitor!
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    As I was reading the OP, I was wondering what was wrong with just parking in the driveway?
    If my city ever does something like this, they would have to be really convincing to get me to ever park one of my vehicles in the street.
    The front lawn, maybe, but on street parking is just not an option for me.

    Actually it looks pretty good there
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