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This is a discussion on most ridiculous news gun quote? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Here's my nominee: "Crittenton then drew his weapon, loaded the clip into the chamber and cocked the bar, the witnesses said." From Javaris Crittenton Pleads ...

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    most ridiculous news gun quote?

    Here's my nominee: "Crittenton then drew his weapon, loaded the clip into the chamber and cocked the bar, the witnesses said."

    From Javaris Crittenton Pleads Guilty To Misdemeanor Gun Possession Charge, Will Be Sentenced MondayAfternoon - SB Nation

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anubis View Post
    "Crittenton then drew his weapon, loaded the clip into the chamber and cocked the bar, the witnesses said."
    He did what?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by reyno2ac View Post
    He did what?...
    Don't laugh! Plenty of us have had trouble getting that mag in the chamber. Why just last week...
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    Quote Originally Posted by aznav View Post
    Don't laugh! Plenty of us have had trouble getting that mag in the chamber. Why just last week...
    nobody said nothing about a mag
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    Well at least he didn't put one of those dangerous 'shroud things' on it.
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    I wonder where he learned this type of loading proceedure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Chief View Post
    I wonder where he learned this type of loading proceedure.
    Uh...uh...not from me...
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    Did he say he was crocked at the bar?

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    I think the reporter got her chamber loaded at the bar before she wrote that story
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    When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
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    Here is a few:
    "There is no personal right to be armed for private purposes unrelated to the service in a well regulated militia."
    -- Sarah Brady, Chairman, Handgun Control, Inc., Richmond Times-Dispatch, 6 Jun 97, pg. 6

    "We must be able to arrest people before they commit crimes. By registering guns and knowing who has them we can do that... If they have guns they are pretty likely to commit a crime."-Mary Ann Carlson, State Senator (VT)

    "We can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans to own handguns and rifles that we are unable to think clearly about reality."-Bill Clinton

    "If the personal freedoms guaranteed by the Constitution inhibit the government's ability to govern the people, we should look to limit those guarantees."-Bill Clinton

    "The constitution is a radical document. It is the job of government to reign in people's rights."-Bill Clinton

    "You know I don't believe in people owning guns, only the police and military. And I'm going to do everything I can to disarm this state."-Michael Dukakis

    "The national guard fulfills the the militia mentioned in the Second Amendment. Citizens no longer need to protect the states or themselves."-Dianne Feinstein,U.S. Senator

    "Banning guns addresses a fundamental right of Americans to feel safe."-Dianne Feinstein

    "If I could have gotten 51 votes in the Senate of the United States for an outright ban, picking up every one of them ... "Mr. and Mrs. America, turn 'em all in," I would have done it. I could not do that. The votes weren't here."-Dianne Feinstein

    "We must reverse this psychology (of needing guns for home defense). WE can do it by passing a law that says anyone found in possession a handgun except a legitimate officer of the law goes to jail-period!"-- Carl Rowan, Washington DC Syndicated Columnist

    "Men possess handguns in order to compensate for sexual dysfunction."-- Dr. Joyce Brothers, Psychiatrist, TV personality
    ** her husband is among NYC elite that has been issued a permit to carry a concealed handgun

    "I honestly think and I am not an expert on the amendments I think the only people in this nation who should be allowed to own guns are police officers. I don't care if you want to hunt, I don't care if you think it's your right. I say, 'Sorry. It is 1999, we have had enough as a nation. You are not allowed to own a gun and if you do own a gun, I think you should go to prison.'"
    -Rosie O'Donnell

    "We are inclined to think that every firearm in the hands of anyone who is not a law enforcement officer constitutes an incitement to violence. Let's come to our senses before the whole country starts shooting itself up on all its Main Streets in a delirious kind of High Noon."-Washington Post 1965-08-19

    "Yes, I'm denying you your rights."-Tom Bradley on constitutional rights at a "Save the Brady Bill" rally.Mayor
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    "I don't think there is a Second Amendment right to own a gun. But I think it's a loser political issue."-James Carville
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    "If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. If I have a gun, what do I have to be paranoid about?" -Clint Smith

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    Those quotes are prime examples of how our elected officials, past and present, disrespect the laws and the constitution they have sworn to uphold. What kind of egotistical personality does it take to put ones self above the great minds that drafted the foundations of this country that have withstood the test of time? But more importantly, how did those idiots get elected?

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    Clip????
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    Finally

    Thanks to this forum I now know where the clip goes.

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