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    Jesus knows you're here.

    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
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    > 'Jesus knows you're here.'
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    > He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
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    > When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
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    > Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard
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    > 'Jesus is watching you.'
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    > Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
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    > Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
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    > 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
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    > 'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'
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    > The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
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    > 'Moses,' replied the bird.
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    > 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
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    > 'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'


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    I haven't seen that in a long time, but it's still funny as all get out.
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    I love that one!

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