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    a small white dot

    A small white dot

    A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something "exciting" and relate it to the class the next day.

    When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and then sat back down.

    Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.

    "It's a period," he replied.

    "I can see that," said the teacher, "but what is so 'exciting' about a period?"

    "Darned if I know," he said, "but this morning my sister was missing one. Mommy fainted, Daddy had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Navy."

    Arthur
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    Just call me a pessimistic optimist !

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    That is too funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4my son


    That is too funny
    And very OLD!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rstickle
    And very OLD!
    I must be young because I haven't heard it before. Or at least I'll stick to that excuse.

    Very funny artz.
    eschew obfuscation

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    Vaguely remembered but still darned funny!!!
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    Nice!
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    funny but as said old

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