A conversation with Jesus

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    A conversation with Jesus

    Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a martini or three along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.

    I said, "Jesus, why do I work so hard?" And I heard the reply, "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather." I said, "I thought that money was the root of all evil." And the reply was, "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad."

    I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "What is the meaning of life? Why am I here?" He replied, "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Senor, but for now, I have to finish mowing your lawn
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    The senility prayer :

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    The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and
    The eyesight to tell the difference.

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    May I be happy and may my enemies know it.
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    Funny. You're going to burn in hell, but you're funny. : )
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