February 5th, 2010 08:21 PM
A conversation with Jesus
Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a martini or three along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.
I said, "Jesus, why do I work so hard?" And I heard the reply, "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather." I said, "I thought that money was the root of all evil." And the reply was, "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad."
I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "What is the meaning of life? Why am I here?" He replied, "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Senor, but for now, I have to finish mowing your lawn
Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon
Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.”
February 5th, 2010 08:49 PM
The senility prayer :
Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and
The eyesight to tell the difference.
Bill and Izzie: Proud parents of a soldier.
I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
February 5th, 2010 10:35 PM
May I be happy and may my enemies know it.
If I gave a crap about what you think about my guns.....it was early this morning and I already flushed it!
February 6th, 2010 12:01 AM
Funny. You're going to burn in hell, but you're funny. : )
It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.
February 6th, 2010 12:51 AM
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