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If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
Stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On warm days, stop to lie on your back in the grass.
On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout ... Run right back and make friends.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
And never trust anyone until you have sniffed their butt.
Bill and Izzie: Proud parents of a soldier.
I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
"Dead is dead"
"Yea, till we show up with jumper cables and drugs to debate it"
Made me hug my dog.
"Don't Tread on Me"
Thanks for leaving the part out about eating grass and barfing on the new carpet.
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
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Of course, the whole sniffin' the backside thing would have to take a backseat to simpler pleasures. Ah, the sheer joy of scratching fingers through the ears.
That's a good one....
"Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States can't make it without Texas!".... Sam Houston
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Very nice. Thanks for posting
"I did the thing I feared the most. Excuse me while I cheer. Now here I stand a stronger soul and all I lost was fear." ...Anonymous
Brought a smile to my face. Thanks
For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the son of man be. Mathew 24:27
I just want to learn how he sheds all that hair but doesn't go bald.
"Just blame Sixto"
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