"SMERSH" Agent?
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I,m now a little nervous about waking him up
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February 7th, 2010 11:48 AM
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"SMERSH" Agent?
I think my cat may be a SMERSH agent, 
I,m now a little nervous about waking him up
a SMERSH agent.jpg
Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."
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February 7th, 2010 11:48 AM
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February 7th, 2010 12:00 PM
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The way he has discarded his weapons and has hidden his eyes,I was thinking French Army.
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February 7th, 2010 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by
IronMike
The way he has discarded his weapons and has hidden his eyes,I was thinking French Army.
So his no threat then?
Thank you ,I'll sleep better from now on.
Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."
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February 7th, 2010 12:32 PM
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Looks like he's part of a Sleeper Cell
Exodus 22:2 "If a thief is caught breaking in and is struck so that he dies, the defender is not guilty of bloodshed"
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February 7th, 2010 12:36 PM
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Use caution he may have cat like reflexes.
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February 7th, 2010 02:13 PM
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OK,
I've been on the can for a few minutes, what the H E Double hockey sticks is a SMERSH???
Ok, so what's the speed of dark?
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February 7th, 2010 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by
oneshot
OK,
I've been on the can for a few minutes, what the H E Double hockey sticks is a SMERSH???
Soviet Army Counter Intelligence
It translates to Death to Spies
Exodus 22:2 "If a thief is caught breaking in and is struck so that he dies, the defender is not guilty of bloodshed"
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February 7th, 2010 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by
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Soviet Army Counter Intelligence
It translates to Death to Spies
More at:
SMERSH - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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February 7th, 2010 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by
dsee11789
Looks like he's part of a Sleeper Cell

Whatever the case, this is one cute cat. Maybe you should name your beautiful gun "Natasha".
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February 7th, 2010 11:20 PM
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I think he's being targeted
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February 24th, 2010 08:27 AM
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February 24th, 2010 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by
dsee11789
Looks like he's part of a Sleeper Cell
lol
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February 24th, 2010 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by
oneshot
OK,
I've been on the can for a few minutes, what the H E Double hockey sticks is a SMERSH???
Ok, so what's the speed of dark?
Well let's see, 186,000 miles per second is the speed of light. So darkness moves at the same speed as light, and it meets the laws of motion in that Darkness is the equal and opposite reaction for the action of the movement of light.
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February 24th, 2010 12:08 PM
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So darkness moves at the same speed as light,
I am NOWHERE near a science expert--but I have heard that "darkness" is not really an actual occurance--it is merely the absence of light.
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February 24th, 2010 12:16 PM
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Caught red-handed...or should I say "red-pawed"? Anyway, at this point the cat is out of the bag
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