"SMERSH" Agent?

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    "SMERSH" Agent?

    I think my cat may be a SMERSH agent,
    I,m now a little nervous about waking him up
    a SMERSH agent.jpg
    Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?

    Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."

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    The way he has discarded his weapons and has hidden his eyes,I was thinking French Army.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    The way he has discarded his weapons and has hidden his eyes,I was thinking French Army.
    So his no threat then?
    Thank you ,I'll sleep better from now on.
    Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?

    Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."

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    Looks like he's part of a Sleeper Cell
    Exodus 22:2 "If a thief is caught breaking in and is struck so that he dies, the defender is not guilty of bloodshed"

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    Use caution he may have cat like reflexes.

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    OK,
    I've been on the can for a few minutes, what the H E Double hockey sticks is a SMERSH???


    Ok, so what's the speed of dark?
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    OK,
    I've been on the can for a few minutes, what the H E Double hockey sticks is a SMERSH???
    Soviet Army Counter Intelligence

    It translates to Death to Spies
    Exodus 22:2 "If a thief is caught breaking in and is struck so that he dies, the defender is not guilty of bloodshed"

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    Quote Originally Posted by dsee11789 View Post
    Soviet Army Counter Intelligence

    It translates to Death to Spies
    More at:

    SMERSH - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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    Quote Originally Posted by dsee11789 View Post
    Looks like he's part of a Sleeper Cell


    Whatever the case, this is one cute cat. Maybe you should name your beautiful gun "Natasha".

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    I think he's being targeted

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    Quote Originally Posted by enk5 View Post
    I think he's being targeted
    OMG! that is TOO freaking funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsee11789 View Post
    Looks like he's part of a Sleeper Cell
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    OK,
    I've been on the can for a few minutes, what the H E Double hockey sticks is a SMERSH???


    Ok, so what's the speed of dark?
    Well let's see, 186,000 miles per second is the speed of light. So darkness moves at the same speed as light, and it meets the laws of motion in that Darkness is the equal and opposite reaction for the action of the movement of light.
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    So darkness moves at the same speed as light,
    I am NOWHERE near a science expert--but I have heard that "darkness" is not really an actual occurance--it is merely the absence of light.
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    Caught red-handed...or should I say "red-pawed"? Anyway, at this point the cat is out of the bag

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