Political correctness...

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    Political correctness...

    Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES. '


    You must now refer to them as

    APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS.


    And, furthermore. ..


    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1.. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.'

    2.. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
    (Loved this one!)

    3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. '


    4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY- ENJOYED COMPANION.'


    5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'


    6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' She is a ' LOW COST PROVIDER.'


    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


    1.. He does not have a 'BEER GUT'... He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'


    2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'


    3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. '


    4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'


    5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS ' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
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    6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE.

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    Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES

    Jo Jo Gunn from West Virginia is now an "Appalachian American".

    However, I don't live in the Appalachians....I live in the Piedmont region. Better known as the Foothills of the Appalachian mountain range.

    So do I still qualify?
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    I 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS ALOT....my girlfriend gets mad when we start to run low on gas on the bike (but not too much) I push it and she follows or in the truck and we have to stop. lol
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