Easy to install home security system

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    Easy to install home security system

    I've seen this before, I hope it's not too old:

    1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used 14-16 work boots.
    2. Place the work boots on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.
    3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
    4. Leave a note on your front door that reads:

    Bubba,
    Bertha, Duke, Slim and me all went for more beer and ammo. Don't mess with the pit bulls, those sneaky rascals attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of them up in the house. It'd be best if you wait outside, we'll be right back. Cooter.
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    That should work.
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    Sounds like a winner to me.

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    I love it.

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    Should be prefaced with: For immediate implementation...

    Hilarious!
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    I like that!!!!

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    I hope the thief can read.
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    Before the forum's Barney Fife chimes in let me warn you all that if you do that you could be in serious legal trouble and it would not work because of x,y & z. Just a pet peeve of mine. I posted on a forum once after some guy ripped me off on some car parts I "sold" that I may need to contact some teamsters I know that live by him. I was warned that I may put myself in legal jeopardy. It was all said in humor but Barney just never got it.

    Funny stuff, I like it. It would probably work better than my alarm system and a whole lot cheaper.
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