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Two blond friends are talking and the first blond says "I have great news, I'm pregnant".
The 2nd blond starts jumping up and down saying "that's great, I'm so happy for you".
First blond says "wait, there's more".
2nd blond says "what's that"?
The first blonde says "I'm having twins"
2nd blond says "how do you know so early in your pregnancy"?
First blond says " I went to Wal-Mart, got one of those home pregnancy test with 2 tests in it and they both came back positive"
Chris - P95
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OK, that one WAS good.
EOD - Initial success or total failure
OK rstickle...I knew you didn't like my joke. I could tell.
Admittedly ~ This one is much funnier.
Whew gald those things weren't on sale as a 2 for the price of 1, she could have had qunts.
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