Yet another blond joke-long but very funny

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    Yet another blond joke-long but very funny

    Three guys working at a construction site, 1 Polish, 1 Irish and 1 Blond.
    They're eating lunch on the 38th floor when the Irishman opens his lunch pail and exclaims Corned Beef and Cabbage, one more day of corned beef and cabbage and I'll kill myself.

    The Polish guy opens his lunch pail and exclaims keilbasa again, one more day of keilbasa and I'll kill myself.

    The blond guy opens his lunch pail and exclaims bologna, one more day of bologna and I'll kill myself.

    The next day at lunch time they're all working on the 39th floor and when they open their lunch pails it's the same old thing. One by one they keep their promises from the day before and jump to their deaths.

    Later in the week the funerals for all 3 are held together as they were good frinds.

    The Irishmans wife is crying If only I knew he hated corned beef and cabbage so much I would have made him something different.

    The Polish guys wife is crying If only I knew he hated keilbasa so much I would have packed him something different.

    Everyone looks at the Blond guys wife and she shrugs her shoulders and says.............................................. ...................
    .................................................. .............................
    Don't blame me, he packs his own lunch.

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    Hadn't heard that one yet. Good stuff!
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    nice one.
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    heard that one before, but still good
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    oldie but goodie!

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