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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
When you accept mediocrity you sow the seeds for future failure.
One should never confuse good fortune with good training.
Illegitimus Non Carborundum. In God we trust.
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliott
The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
How do they get teflon to stick to a skillet if nothing sticks to teflon?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
why is one piece of underwear a pair?
Why aren't two pears a pair of pear?
If I gave a crap about what you think about my guns.....it was early this morning and I already flushed it!
Because you get a hair cut, not a hairs cut.
"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."
Is there such a thing as a "soft rock?"
Why are asteroids in space and hemorrhoids on your rear?
Why is there brail on a drive through ATM ?
Why are hotdogs sold in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8?
Why do we leave cars worth tens of thousands of dollars in the driveway, but fill the garage with useless junk ?
Why is there a handicap parking space in front of a roller rink ?
"Dead is dead"
"Yea, till we show up with jumper cables and drugs to debate it"
If flys are called flys why aren't fish called swims?
"For the Lord your God will bless you in all your harvest and in all the work of your hands." Deuteronomy 16:15
Why do they call them apartments when they are all together?
The last Blood Moon Tetrad for this millennium starts in April 2014 and ends in September 2015...according to NASA.
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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon
Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.”
Because a fly can't bird, but a bird can fly.
I'm just one root in a grassroots organization. No one should assume that I speak for the VCDL.
I am neither an attorney-at-law nor I do play one on television or on the internet. No one should assumes my opinion is legal advice.
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some of those are good .... I really love "interstates in Hawaii " and "brail on ATM's " ... you're right.