I love it.
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A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in
a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were
strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
'Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my whole life.
I ain't got no idea'r what it is.
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a heavy-set
old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They continued
to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began
to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a
gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
'Boy..................go gitcha Momma....’
I love it.
Seen It before'but I still try it on my wife from time to time,but she comes out the same everytime....Perfect
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That's a good way to deal with all these cc's that have mates that are anti-cc's.
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Me and wife are on the way to the mall right now!!!!!!!!!!!
If that silver wall that opens really worked I would get in with her and start live all over again with the knowledge I have now!!!!!
NOT LIVING IN FEAR, JUST READY!!!
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nor the arrow for its swiftness,
nor the warrior for his glory.
I love only that which they defend.
Anyone know wher I can find them doors?
Timid people sleep peacefully at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Very funny, but I like my wife just the way she is!
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