Health care that could work

Health care that could work

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    Senior Health Care Solution by Maxine

    So you're a senior citizen and the government says no healthcare for you, what do you do?
    My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 6 bullets.
    You're allowed to shoot 2 senators and 4 representatives.
    Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!
    New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.
    And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.
    Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes.
    IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .


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    The sad part in the small amount of truth in this statement.
    An ounce of lead is worth 200lbs of cop.

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    I guess I don't understand it?

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    Careful,

    I posted this same joke a few months ago and it got pulled and I got a warning from the mods.
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