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    Pope joke from fallen away catholic.

    On a plane from Rome the Pope was doing crossword puzzles in English to help learn the language. "Cardinal, What is a four letter word for a woman that ends in unt.?" Cardinal Secola thinks and grimaces and says "Aunt!"
    The Pope says "You're right, got an eraser?"
    Cardinal Secola was later elected Pope Secola.
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    Hadn't heard that one before. Funny.
    eschew obfuscation

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    Just goes to show that everyone needs to belong to their local turtle club. YBYSAIA!

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    YBYSAIA Too!!!!
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    YBYSAIA, as well.

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    How about this one

    Have you heard the Pope is sick? No. Yes, he has contracted Bird Flu. How you ask? He was infected by a flock of Cardinals. I am not required to go to confession so if you are Chatholic and got a laugh at this one you know where you belong.
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    My Mom just remarried last December to a fellow Catholic (Pop passed away 2002). They'd been living together for about a year when they went to ask the priest. He agreed to marry them but wanted them both to confess. He was elected Bishop of the Nashville Diocese earlier this year - My Mom's in trouble LOL!
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    YBYSAIA, Funny stuff, pass the eraser please

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