Ow. That's gotta hurt.
This is a discussion on My Favorite Blond Joke within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a “handy woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went ...
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a “handy woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any
odd jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch,” he said, “How much will you charge me?”
The blonde, after looking about, responded, “How about $50?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.
The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should; she’s standing on it. Do you think she’s dumb?”
“No. I guess I’m guilty of being influenced by all the dumb blonde joke e-mails we’ve been receiving.”
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” the husband asked. “Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “it’s not a Porch, it’s a Lexus.”
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
Ow. That's gotta hurt.
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The best Blonde joke that I've heard/read to date.
Liberty Over Tyranny Μολὼν λαβέ
TERRIFIC!! - new to me and - darned funny
Chris - P95
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is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
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Latest word from Detroit is that Ford and GM are going to start putting headlight dimmer switches back in the floorboards. It seems too many blondes are getting into accidents when their feet get tangled in the stearing wheel.
That was funny. I would beat her ass. lol
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