This is a discussion on Robot Bartender within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I think this one is old, but it looks like a new twist. >> >> A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The ...
I think this one is old, but it looks like a new twist.
>> A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
>> The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks
>> him, "What's your IQ?"
>> The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation
>> about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality,
>> biochemistry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory,
>> nanotechnology, and
>> The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He
>> decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and
>> back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly
>> prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
>> The man responds, "about 100."
>> Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
>> NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's
>> body parts.
>> Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the
>> more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks,
>> your IQ?"
>> The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
>> And the robot says... real slowly,
>> "So... is.. your... party... gonna... nominate... Hillary...
>> for...president ???
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I haven't heard that one. Love it!
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