Robot Bartender

Robot Bartender

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    Robot Bartender

    I think this one is old, but it looks like a new twist.

    >> A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
    >> The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks
    >> him, "What's your IQ?"
    >> The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation
    >> about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality,
    >> biochemistry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory,
    >> nanotechnology, and
    > sexual
    >> proclivities.
    >> The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He
    >> decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and
    > comes
    >> back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly
    >> prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
    >> The man responds, "about 100."
    >> Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
    >> NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's
    >> body parts.
    >> Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the
    >> robot
    >> one
    >> more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks,
    > "What's
    >> your IQ?"
    >> The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
    >> And the robot says... real slowly,
    >> "So... is.. your... party... gonna... nominate... Hillary...
    >> for...president ???

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    I haven't heard that one. Love it!
    eschew obfuscation

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