Airport security- a simple solution

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    Airport security- a simple solution

    Simple indeed & technologically doable this minute...I love elegant solutions to "complex" problems... My engineer friend (ex-NASA project director) has what I think is the near perfect solution for airport security!

    Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.*

    It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate long lines at airports & long and expensive trials. Justice would be fair and swift..
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    Wonderful idea

    but turn over for airport's janitors would be a problem
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    Quote Originally Posted by razor02097 View Post
    Wonderful idea

    but turn over for airport's janitors would be a problem
    Nah!

    The same engineers could solve that, too.

    Just make it an oversize version of an Incinerating Toilet -- see: http://www.inspectapedia.com/septic/altincinerate.htm
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    Yup. Short, simple and to the point. And anyone carrying explosives could be buried in the local land fill in a coffee can. Love it.
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