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    Talking Zombies!

    (This obviously is a fun thread not to be taken seriously)

    So what is the most effective way to get rid of them?

    I'd say go for a large capacity semi-auto of some sort. I'd hate to have to reload my stereotypical shotgun when the zombies are coming in droves...

    What say you... lets talk zombies!

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    Napalm and a minigun.

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    It wouldn't have to be much just shoot in the head but there are chances of missing, i would say find a nice place where they couldn't reach you with a nice scoped rifle preferably on top of a gun store where you would have plenty of ammo to take them out with and be sure to have plenty of Ramon noodles Water and Spam so you wouldn't be hungry.
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    Wait for the end of the movie. They never win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JD View Post
    Napalm and a minigun.
    +1 on the napalm,
    and maybe a standup comedy routine


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    Well since we are in "Fantasy Land" I would like the firearms for the movie Men in Black. A little "Noisy Cricket" action would do some damage on those brain eating, undead, nasties!

    But ok, seriously, (if I can say that on this thread) I would have my AR-15M4 that is all tricked out, my XDm40 as a side arm, my Remington 870 Supermag with double 00 buck, an M1 Abrams main battle tank, banjo (have you seen Zombie Land?? that was awesome!) my FNP 45 (I am about to own this firearm), something fully automatic shoulder fired like the SAW, my old M40A2 sniper rifle from the good 'ol days, a dozen M67 frags for the crowds, a Ruger Single-Six .22 just for fun, and maybe something like a samurai sward just in case I run out of ammo!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    +1 on the napalm,
    and maybe a standup comedy routine


    Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
    I think it depends on whether it is a moving violation or not.

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    These........

    if you have enough money for a few hundred, or a thousand rounds. And a semi auto, naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubbiesdad View Post
    This one is the best

    YouTube - How to Kill a ZOMBIE! (HD)

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    .30-30 lever action. rocket-propelled chainsaw. lightning.

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    eeeerrrrrrrrr I hate Zombies.
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    I'll just feed them the neighbor children and wait it out.
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    If it is ok to disarm legal citizens to reduce crime, then doesn't it stand to disband the military to prevent war?

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    I think that using a truck would be better than a gun.
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