Traffic Camera - humor

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    Traffic Camera - humor

    Traffic Camera

    I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I knew that I was not speeding.

    Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

    Now I began to think that this was quite funny, so I drove even slower as I passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed.

    I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail's pace.

    Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.

    You can't fix stupid.

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    Lol! Thats funny. Something I would do and never think of the seatbelt.

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    At the border control checkpoint about 60 miles north of the Mexico border,any vehicle traveling South gets pictures taken and I think it takes front side and back,I'm thinking it has to do with drug interdiction.The first time I ever got flashed I thought oh crap I'm getting a ticket
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    It has to be a guy thing... i'm sure most of us would have done the same thing.
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    I can say I was blind sided by this joke. I did not see that one coming.
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