This is a discussion on Traffic Camera - humor within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Traffic Camera I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the ...
I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I knew that I was not speeding.
Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.
Now I began to think that this was quite funny, so I drove even slower as I passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed.
I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail's pace.
Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.
You can't fix stupid.
Exodus 22:2 "If a thief is caught breaking in and is struck so that he dies, the defender is not guilty of bloodshed"
Lol! Thats funny. Something I would do and never think of the seatbelt.
At the border control checkpoint about 60 miles north of the Mexico border,any vehicle traveling South gets pictures taken and I think it takes front side and back,I'm thinking it has to do with drug interdiction.The first time I ever got flashed I thought oh crap I'm getting a ticket
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--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
It has to be a guy thing... i'm sure most of us would have done the same thing.
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Guess you better buckle up! ...even on the couch!
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I can say I was blind sided by this joke. I did not see that one coming.
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