This is faultless logic. A handgun can't possibly be of any use in ordering cheeseburgers and coffee... Unless you need it just in case the barista screws up your order. "I said 'A Venti, sugar-free, non-fat, vanilla soy, double shot, decaf, Peppermint White Chocolate Mocha', you yellow-bellied whippersnapper! Now, DANCE!""You don't need a handgun to order a cheeseburger. You don't need a handgun to order a cup of coffee."
In other news, you don't need a brain to pass legislation in California.