I found humor in these instructions - Kimber Guardian Angel

I found humor in these instructions - Kimber Guardian Angel

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    I found humor in these instructions - Kimber Guardian Angel

    I saw this posted on Midway for the Kimber Guardian Angel OC.

    This advanced non-lethal self defense tool stops threats at a safe distance. Small, light and ergonomic, it carries easily in pocket or purse, and an integral clip also secures it to a belt. The outer body conforms to either a right or left-hand grip, and fits almost any size hand. The Guardian Angel contains two cylinders with powerful concentrations of near pharmaceutical grade OC (oleoresin capsicum), a devastatingly effective inflammatory agent. Driven by pyrotechnic charges, the solution travels at 90 MPH with little chance of cross-contamination, and with enough energy to wrap around glasses or penetrate a face mask. Effect is immediate and lasts for up to 45 minutes. Unlike conventional sprays, the Guardian Angel does not lose pressure over time.

    Notes:
    # Instantly incapacitates an assailant
    # Revolutionary propulsion operation
    # Jet delivery minimizes cross-contamination
    # Delivers two powerful blasts of OC

    To Use:
    # Push the safety tab away, command threat to stop
    # If threat advances, aim and pull the trigger
    # Observe reaction. Aim and fire again if necessary
    # Move quickly away from threat, call the police
    The bolded section, are you kidding me??? "Observe reaction"???

    IMO if you have to deploy, skip this step and go straight to Move quickly away from threat...

    Going to take their word on the "Pyrotechnic Deployment" (although I am not entirely comfortable with a controlled explosion in my hand encased with plastic) being able to repeat for a second dose.
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    Maybe that's a "politically correct" way of saying, "Stand there laughing hysterically at the assailant, now rolling on the ground clutching his throat and scratching his own eyes out... then casually stroll away and call a cop..."


    No...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PointnClick View Post
    Maybe that's a "politically correct" way of saying, "Stand there laughing hysterically at the assailant, now rolling on the ground clutching his throat and scratching his own eyes out... then casually stroll away and call a cop..."


    No...?
    Possibly, and we certainly hope it turns out that way.

    Another possibility is "watch the maniacal meth-head keep coming at you anyway."
    God is love (1 John 4:8)

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    Could be directive to the power of prayer and laughter...
    God so loved the world he gave his only son...
    Whoever believes in him will not perish but have everlasting life.
    John 3:16

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    I have two of those, one for me and one for my wife, and I agree with you, that part had me confused for a second. Shouldn't you leave the area while the going was good.
    God bless our troops!

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