The longer the weapon, the shorter the tool

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    The longer the weapon, the shorter the tool

    Seriously, this guy is a tool...

    "But owning lots of guns or pseudo-machine guns means you have a tiny "one" and you're incredibly self-conscious about it."

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    Typical, resorting to insults because their arguments hold no water.
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    Re: The longer the weapon, the shorter the tool

    I do not need guns to make up for a little one!! Cause I have a big boat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SCXDm9 View Post
    I do not need guns to make for a little one!! Cause I have a big boat!

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    Yeah I got a motorcycle to make up for my small one! The guns are merely to protect my "extension device" from being stolen!
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    Keep it on the "straight and narrow" folks or a big "closed for business sign" will be erected.

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    I modified "it" so hopefully you wont need to erect a humungous "closed for business sign"
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    That's why some guns come with "compensators"
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    Re: The longer the weapon, the shorter the tool

    See? Really, it's the gun grabbers that come up on, ahem, "the short end of the stick" as it were...

    Just remember what mayor Daley wanted to do with the bayonet mounted on the rifle he was displaying to the press...

    They'd all like to equalize us so that we are as "short armed" as they are...

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    This guy probably drinks a Starbuck Latte with his pinkie finger raised!
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    Starbuck Latte with his pinkie finger raised
    Probably a decaf low fat sugar free too
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    A return of this stupid, outdated, disproven, pseudo-Freudian cr@p. (Oh sorry...did I say that out loud? I meant to use my inside voice.)
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    Idiotic.

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    You notice that no comments are allowed under that piece of trash editorial.

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    Who would take the time to read that? It seems like every third person has written an editorial, article, or blog post about gun control and Second Amendment rights. I'd bet that less than one percent of these opinion pieces are actually informative and thought-provoking.

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    From the article, as well: “But Todd, plenty of women also own guns. What about them? Do they have small penises, too?”

    My answer to that question would be: yes. Yes they do. Women who own assault weapons have tiny [man parts], just like their male counterparts. That would explain why they're angry enough to buy a weapon whose sole purpose is to kill as many people as possible as quickly as possible.


    Good grief, another person who doesn't share the same opinion and understanding of firearms calling woman gun owners "angry" and "wanna-be men." Geez, never heard that before....
    Last edited by MamaMaria; December 31st, 2012 at 04:15 PM. Reason: editing out for language
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