Now that just cracked me up.
I have two ballpeen and one carpenter hammer, all with wooden handles. No good carpenter or mechanic needs one of the evil hammers with fiberglass handles! The fiberglass handles just make them more lethal for beating in the heads of innocent civilians. And you can go into any hardware store and buy them without a background check! The government should ban the manufacture and sale of all hammers with fiberglass handles! Write your congressman today!:rolleyes: