Assault Hammers EXPLAINED

Assault Hammers EXPLAINED

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    Assault Hammers EXPLAINED

    A friend of mine has taken sarcasm/satire/parody to a new level. See the Evil Assault hammer here:

    Assault Hammers | The webs best firearm blog
    SOLD my guns.
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    Re: Assault Hammers EXPLAINED

    Well done,I got a good laugh out of this!

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    He's missing the most lethal part. The evil laser level mod.

    Soon to be outlawed at a hardware store near you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wishyouwell View Post
    He's missing the most lethal part. The evil laser level mod.

    Soon to be outlawed at a hardware store near you.
    That's coming soon!
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    SOLD my guns.
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    LOL.....I have found ammo for this "assault hammer" everywhere. I am now looking for the mgazines for the ammo.....can't wait for the "red dot" scope for the hammer.

    Here is another funny website for ASSAULT HAMMERS: http://hammeroftruth.com/2013/assault-hammer-of-truth/
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    There is, sadly, all too much truth to this post, and much of it ignored truth. Hammers really did kill more people than rifles.
    I'm in favor of gun control -- I think every citizen should have control of a gun.
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    Unfortunately, it seems this is what it's gonna take to pound some sense into the anti's! Fun post.

    He nailed it.
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    ...real men only use 22 oz. straight claw hammers...with original wood handles, of course...none of that fiberglass cwap...

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    Oh my god. Its a AH-15 (assault hammer 15) That evil black hammer. We need to ban them now I think Ive even seen the high capcity clipped version to.

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    ...I know a guy with a chest full of Paslodes and thousands of rounds of ammo....you don't go hunting with a Paslode (unless it's the gas model)...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 8th ID View Post
    A friend of mine has taken sarcasm/satire/parody to a new level. See the Evil Assault hammer here:

    Assault Hammers | The webs best firearm blog
    That's great!

    Also, your friend has inspired me, so feel free to pass this on to him and he's welcome to use it if he likes:



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    I have a box full of different hammers(all unregistered) hope they dont start a hammer grab.

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    I have two drawers full of unregistered hammers in my rollaways and more in boxes and cabinets. From a 1 ounce ball-pein with a 3/8s inch head to a mighty 48 Oz Ball-pein. I have body hammers, I have bumpers and dimplers, and raising hammers and stretching hammers. I have copper, lead, brass, plastic, wood, and leather mallets. I have shot-filled hammers. I have the dreaded cross-pein hammer. I have hammers that only a blacksmith or Gallagher could love. I even have a pneumatic plannishing hammer and two fully-automatic air hammer/chisels with many attachments. I have a railroad spike sledge, and both an 8 and 16 Lbs sledge hammers. Someone stop me, please! I hope i don't get a visit from the "BATH"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arborigine View Post
    I have two drawers full of unregistered hammers in my rollaways and more in boxes and cabinets. From a 1 ounce ball-pein with a 3/8s inch head to a mighty 48 Oz Ball-pein. I have body hammers, I have bumpers and dimplers, and raising hammers and stretching hammers. I have copper, lead, brass, plastic, wood, and leather mallets. I have shot-filled hammers. I have the dreaded cross-pein hammer. I have hammers that only a blacksmith or Gallagher could love. I even have a pneumatic plannishing hammer and two fully-automatic air hammer/chisels with many attachments. I have a railroad spike sledge, and both an 8 and 16 Lbs sledge hammers. Someone stop me, please! I hope i don't get a visit from the "BATH"
    Wow! ...and the hits just keep on comin! A pneumatic plannishing hammer?! Say that 6 times fast! That either needs to be banned OR have a Dr. Seuss story written about it! Is it a pneumatic plannisher from hammacher schlemmer? Do you also own a plannisher-brandisher? Or maybe that's what you call yourself?
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