The Coalition to Prevent Assault Weapon Violence
The coalition was organized in the wake of the expiration of the 1994 Assault Weapon Ban that expired on September 13, 2004. It started when one of our founding members read a release by the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence that AK47s and Uzis were coming to our neighborhood this summer.
We investigated and determined that all scientific research to date shows that these weapons are rarely used in crimes. We trust that John Kerry, the Brady Campaign, and independent experts like Tim Robbins would never mislead us, so we set out to prove what the experts cannot - that assault weapons do cause crime.
To that end, we obtained the above "Colt AR-15" assault rifle from a local death merchant and configured a web-cam and lighting to monitor it 24 hours a day.
Much to our embarassment, some astute volunteers pointed out that we needed to "load" the rifle with assault ammunition. A few days later, thanks to some generous paypal donations from our volunteers, we have the rifle loaded with a "magazine" and we again wait for spontaneous acts of violence.
This just made me realize that I don't know what my gun is up to when I'm at work. Maybe the bradies should lobby for a law requiring it to be on my person...so I can supervise it.
Paul - well thing is, they are hermaphrodite! So in theory take 2 of similar ''species'' and potentially the genetic make-up will permit breeding. I mean revo/semi mix obviously ain't gonna cut it!
Problem seems to be this ''inert'' effect which anti's do not grasp - the buggers just sit there and will just not ''get it on''! :wink: I have yet to try playing soothing music!
Guns that have a very big tendancy to breed very rapidly are GLOCKs. I've noticed because the guns are built to look exactly alike, and when you want to switch to a differn't caliber and not upset the balance of having to find a new holster. I started with a G29 and G17. When the G19 popped out he took the G17's Caliber but ended up smaller like the G29. Now the G29 and the G19 Turned out a G23 a few weeks ago. The group is planning on a new G34 joining the family tommorrow and a G26. I don't know who hooked up with who on those two but somebody has a recessed gene.
My .40 sucessfully mated with my .38 and now I have a beautiful Beretta. This story may work on my Sweetie; she is blonde.
My next weapon husbandry experiment will mate my 12 guage Franchi with my Citori; I will be the proud Papa of a Benelli Super Black Eagle. I could go on and on... Thanks for my new ploy!
Very frustrating ! I've got a mature S&W model 29 w/ 8 3/8 barrel next to a younger, model 629 -- nothing for several years, yet the model 29 always shoots magnum loads. :aargh4:
At first I didnt my XDsc any further than I could throw it (about 30 yds), but it's earning my trust one day at a time. The only possibilty for a mate wold my Rem 870 in the closet but that would be one ugly piece!
I was thinking of the perfect mate and it would have to be an AR. Just think of it...a lightweight concealable pistol with a max effective range of 800m!
Also, for all of you having no luck in the gun breeding area, have you thought about lubrication? It might just do the trick.
I wish I could get my ammo to breed.... I'd be able to spend more time at the range shooting without worrying about ammo costs.
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