June 11th, 2007 05:40 PM
"Applying 2nd Amendment restrictions to the 1st Amendment ;-)"
-courtesy VCDL update:
Gun Control is a stupid idea that is harmful to public safety. We
received an email suggesting that we use the same gun-control 'logic'
for the 1st Amendment:
* You may speak no more than ten words without pausing for thirty
seconds so as not to have 'assault speech.'
* You may speak no more than one word per second to keep from
spraying ideas all over a room.
* Your mouth must be taped shut when in a theater in case you decide
to yell, "fire!"
* When in a restaurant that serves alcohol, you must pin a paper on
your chest with your political beliefs so that those beliefs are not
* If you have secret beliefs not told to everyone around you, you
must have a permit to keep such information concealed
Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est.-Seneca
"If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. If I have a gun, what do I have to be paranoid about?" -Clint Smith
"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." -Jeff Cooper
June 11th, 2007 06:01 PM
In CA, MA and IL you may not speak at all.
If you ever defend yourself with words be sure that you do not over penetrate and accidently speak to someone stood behind the BG.
June 11th, 2007 06:02 PM
children should have locks on their mouths to prevent them from accidentially speaking
June 12th, 2007 05:41 AM
* You must store any writings you have made that contain your beliefs in a safe that has been approved by the police, separate from any pens or other writing implements, and you must allow periodic warrantless searches by the police to confirm that you are storing your writings in compliance with the law.
* You may not purchase or possess any writing implement that contains enough ink or graphite to write more than ten pages consecutively before exhausting its supply. You may, however, possess an unlimited number of replacement ink cartridges for your pen; an unlimited number of pens; and an unlimited supply of pencils, or graphite replacements in the case of mechanical pencils.
Hey, I just thought of it... I could have a career writing stupid laws!
June 12th, 2007 07:26 AM
Originally Posted by azchevy
...may be onto something here.
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliott
The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
June 12th, 2007 07:50 AM
There should be a background check and a 5 day waiting period before you are able to purchase any writting-related instrument, from pencils to word procesing software.
Also, to carry any of the above items, you should apply for a carry permit with your local LEO. This issuance of this permit can be denied by the local LEO without any reason.
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
June 12th, 2007 09:03 AM
Originally Posted by peacefuljeffrey
Isn't Washington already filled with people like that?
Also remember that attachments such as oversized erasers on pencils are outlawed, they would look too evil.
"fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand
June 12th, 2007 09:55 AM
Modern interpretation and application must not be applied to the freedoms of speech thus the use of computers to write is expressly forbidden. Use of anything other than a writing quill and bottled ink is against the law.
Citizens may only write if they are members of a government regulated writing militia.
Semper Paratus (Always Ready)
June 12th, 2007 09:59 AM
Every mouth must imprint the words spewing forth so that forensic evidence can prove from whom the offending words were spoken.....
Every mouth must have multiple devices, other than the brain, to prevent accidental discharges........
June 12th, 2007 10:01 AM
Hi capacity dictionaries are to be banned. Vocabulary is to be limited to no more than 1,000 words.
Words over 9 letters will require a special $200 tax stamp to be aquired for their use.
Excessive shortening of words below the permitted limit (abreviation) will require a AOW (any other word) designation - also requiring a tax stamp.
Chris - P95
NRA Certified Instructor & NRA Life Member.
"To own a gun and assume that you are armed
is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
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June 12th, 2007 10:10 AM
If your mouth is opened more than .5" when speaking it will be considered a Destructive Device.
"If you so much as bunny hop I'll cut your heart out!" Billy Bob Thornton in The Last Real Cowboys
"I carry a gun for the same reason that I carry health insurance and a cell phone - be prepared."
June 12th, 2007 01:21 PM
Whispering is not allowed or is heavily taxed by the BATFE (Bureau of Assaultive Talk and French Expletives).
The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
June 12th, 2007 03:44 PM
Erasers on pencils are tantamount to silencers on handguns -- they allow you to do evil and be undetected, so they must be banned.
Originally Posted by 4my son
June 12th, 2007 03:50 PM
You may not speak your views or carry any written ideas or thoughts or any writing utensils on government or school property.
June 12th, 2007 03:53 PM
Wow! This thread is getting positively Orwellian! Kind of like Afghanistan a few years back......
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