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czman2006 · April 2nd, 2006, 10:56 AM

Nice! I have the Mossberg 590 .12 gauge, excellent choice! Can't beat a .12 gauge pump!

los · April 2nd, 2006, 11:32 AM

Very nice. Reminds me of the ones LEO's used to have sitting in their units between the driver and front passenger years ago!!. Definitely made a statement!!

HotGuns · April 2nd, 2006, 11:36 AM

Now all you gotta do is insert a few rounds of Dragons Breath in that stock for emergencies.

Rock and Glock · April 2nd, 2006, 11:57 AM

Bought the food for the new baby yesterday. Here's the conversation with an, ahh..."interesting" customer looking for shells too. My wife was with me.

Scene: Gander Mountain

Customer (long tangled hair, edgy looking, smelly, muttering to self, edges down isle, inspecting almost every box of shells)(yes, Wife and I were Con Orange with this fella)...

"Whatcha huntin' for?"

3" "00 Buck" (try ignoring him)

"Oh? What for?"

"Coyotes" (try ignoring him)

"Ya call 'em in?"

"Yep" (try ignoring him)

"I use 4 or 5's - I skin 'em and sell the pelts" (do you ever take a bath?)

Ignore him...

"00 Buck?"

"They're at the edge of my range" (try ignoring him)

"Here they are"

"Thanks" Grab a bunch and skee-dadle fast

Wife and I pay. Walk to car. Smile at each other. Get in car. Close and lock, start, in gear.

"You were pretty quick with that "Coyote" deal..., honey"

"Yea - I'd thought about that..."

Wife; Deadpans it...."Should have told him Zombies".....

April 2nd, 2006, 10:56 AM	#11
czman2006 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NC Posts: 563	Nice! I have the Mossberg 590 .12 gauge, excellent choice! Can't beat a .12 gauge pump! __________________ "Let not your heart be troubled." John 14:1 USN Retired Vietnam/Desert Shield/Desert Storm

April 2nd, 2006, 11:32 AM	#12
los Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Corpus Christi, Tx Posts: 489	Very nice. Reminds me of the ones LEO's used to have sitting in their units between the driver and front passenger years ago!!. Definitely made a statement!! __________________ What we've got here is failure to communicate.

April 2nd, 2006, 11:57 AM	#14
Rock and Glock VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado at 9,500' Posts: 3,797	Bought the food for the new baby yesterday. Here's the conversation with an, ahh..."interesting" customer looking for shells too. My wife was with me. Scene: Gander Mountain Customer (long tangled hair, edgy looking, smelly, muttering to self, edges down isle, inspecting almost every box of shells)(yes, Wife and I were Con Orange with this fella)... "Whatcha huntin' for?" 3" "00 Buck" (try ignoring him) "Oh? What for?" "Coyotes" (try ignoring him) "Ya call 'em in?" "Yep" (try ignoring him) "I use 4 or 5's - I skin 'em and sell the pelts" (do you ever take a bath?) Ignore him... "00 Buck?" "They're at the edge of my range" (try ignoring him) "Here they are" "Thanks" Grab a bunch and skee-dadle fast Wife and I pay. Walk to car. Smile at each other. Get in car. Close and lock, start, in gear. "You were pretty quick with that "Coyote" deal..., honey" "Yea - I'd thought about that..." Wife; Deadpans it...."Should have told him Zombies"..... __________________ Richard NRA Life Member "This world is not a playground where children at play are pampered by friendly nannies," Wendelin Wiedeking

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April 2nd, 2006, 11:36 AM	#13
HotGuns Moderator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 5,174	Now all you gotta do is insert a few rounds of Dragons Breath in that stock for emergencies.