Tim the Teacher

http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2007...t-school-year/

By Chad Jones

District will hold two job fairs to recruit new teachers for the 2007 – 2008 school year.
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The Dallas Independent School


ETA: Someone is going to get it for typing this article and getting it on the web


All recruits will receive unconditional hygiene maintenance.
The first fair has been scheduled for Saturday, June 23, from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., at the Automobile Building at Fair Park. A second fair will take place from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. at the same location on Saturday, July 28.

To attend the fair, candidates must first apply on line at the Dallas ISD Web site www.dallasisd.org.

Qualified applicants must be certified teachers and must bring a copy of their valid teaching certificate to gain entrance into the fair. Candidates must also bring a social security card, photo identification (such as driver’s license) and a fervent desire to suck the life out of children.

The current starting salary for Dallas ISD teachers is $42,000 annually. Certified bilingual teachers receive an additional $4,000 stipend; math and science teachers a $2,500 stipend, and Spanish teachers $3,000.

Also, teacher candidates who sign a contract with Dallas ISD by June 30 will receive a signing bonus of $1,500 and a handgun.

retsupt99

Sounds like a plan to me...

Stay armed...stay safe!

ret

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sjones

Only In Texas!!!

BruceGibson

My kinda school system!

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Alien Nation

That is awsome!!

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Brian

tvsjr

Umm, gang... it's a joke.

denverd0n

Yeah, there's no way that this is true. I wish it was, but I'd bet about a week's salary that it isn't.

produman

Man that would be great.....

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Dakotaranger

I think I need to go back to college so I can teach history:danceb an:: banana:

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Alien Nation

I got that. I just ment that the post was awsome. Yeah that's it the post.

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“You come at me with a sword and with a spear. But I come at you in the name of the LORD of hosts, the God of the armies of Israel, whom you have defied. This day the LORD will deliver you into my hand, and I will strike you and take your head from you". 1 Samuel 17, 45-46
Brian