I Went To The DVD Rental Store Today - Page 2

abuttermilk · March 9th, 2008, 04:26 AM

dvickery,
Bug repellant for garden and wifes' flowerbed?

raytracer · March 9th, 2008, 06:38 AM

Years ago I worked at a music store and got the call from the alarm company that there'd been a break in.

I arrived right on the heels of the police and waited outside as they cleared the store. They'd been in just a minute when I heard: "Get down!" "GET DOWN!" "GET! DOWN! NOW!".

It was about this time both officers sheepishly realized that Eddie Van Halen was not, in fact, burgling our store but that they'd drawn down on a lifesize cardboard standup.

Joe

45MINK · March 9th, 2008, 07:59 AM

I have a friend who use to buy manaquins(spelling?) at the flea market from some junk guy and they made great targets .

Captain Crunch · March 9th, 2008, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dvickery

If you find one similar to this, ship it to me please...

Before or after I obliterate that schnozzola with .45 caliber bullet holes?

deadeye72 · March 9th, 2008, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Crunch

Before or after I obliterate that schnozzola with .45 caliber bullet holes?

That's going to take a lot of ammo.

stanislaskasava · March 9th, 2008, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Crunch

Before or after I obliterate that schnozzola with .45 caliber bullet holes?

It looks like BraBra could completely conceal a round of .45 in each nostril with no one the wiser, so that might be more of a job for a 12 gauge.

Will's face could be easily obscured so nobody gets any wrong ideas.

cvhoss · March 9th, 2008, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by archer51

When I had my archery shop I always wanted to get some Barney posters for targets. I think they would have gone over bigtime!

Barney Target

Hoss

msgt/ret · March 9th, 2008, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by dvickery

If you find one similar to this, ship it to me please...

I don't know if you could hit that, it would scare the bullets away.

retsupt99 · March 9th, 2008, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Crunch

So what, you say? What does this have to do with guns?

Well, it seems that I've found a good source for...

Targets.

You know, the life sized silhouettes of movie stars, on heavy cardboard stock, that the stores use to promote new DVD releases. When they're done with them, they just throw them away.

I picked up this one of Will Smith (I Am Legend) today. And no, this has no racial overtones, and yes, my club's range has no target restrictions.

Now I just have to find one of George Clooney.

Is that one of them there 'man purses'?

Cthulhu · March 9th, 2008, 08:19 PM

Ooooh...someone at work has one of Johnny Depp that I would LOVE to snag for target practice!

-JT

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March 9th, 2008, 06:38 AM	#12
raytracer Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Kansas City Posts: 262	Years ago I worked at a music store and got the call from the alarm company that there'd been a break in. I arrived right on the heels of the police and waited outside as they cleared the store. They'd been in just a minute when I heard: "Get down!" "GET DOWN!" "GET! DOWN! NOW!". It was about this time both officers sheepishly realized that Eddie Van Halen was not, in fact, burgling our store but that they'd drawn down on a lifesize cardboard standup. Joe

March 9th, 2008, 07:59 AM	#13
45MINK Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: florida Posts: 157	I have a friend who use to buy manaquins(spelling?) at the flea market from some junk guy and they made great targets .

March 9th, 2008, 08:19 PM	#20
Cthulhu Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Brevard County, FL Posts: 907	Ooooh...someone at work has one of Johnny Depp that I would LOVE to snag for target practice! -JT