Would you buy a used knife from this man?

The Tourist · March 18th, 2005, 12:44 PM

I think I got an idea to help stimulate sales in my knife business. A friend at the gym says that DVD's are now a dime a dozen to buy.

(Music interlude)

Bada Bing Cutlery Emporium brings you "Girls Gone Sharp!"

See dozens of co-eds show you their entire knife collection! Gasp as as these shapely shiv sirens drop their Sam Browne sheaths and show you their entire naked blades! You've never seen edges like this before! This is not your daddy's slicing tool! Oh, my!

(Music out)

Okay, okay, it's just a bunch of housewives from my neighborhood in swim suits after I sharpen their Chicago Cutlery, but salemanship is the sizzle not the steak, right?

Who knows. We might get Charo out of retirement to mince an onion...

armoredman · March 18th, 2005, 12:51 PM

Cootchie cootchie coo!

Betty · March 18th, 2005, 01:07 PM

Guys, make sure you hand the cash to the old biker in the corner and not tuck them in the co-ed's thongs. (Keeping a hard moderator's eye on the PG rating of this thread.)

Sure, I'd buy a good, used blade, as long as the condition is good and the price is right, and it doesn't look like it was used in the commission of a crime. I hear Luminol works really well.

What are you pedding? We have a buy/sell/trade section.

The Tourist · March 18th, 2005, 01:28 PM

Nothing.

I'm just finishing a latte' and trying to delay going to the gym.

We had 6" of snow last night, it's a Friday, and I'm just out of emotional gas. Humor helps.

Hey, girl, where de' at, where de' at? I haven't heard from you in a while. I tried to get a rise out of you in the 'knives' section, depicting you as a trained mercenary, and you didn't even bark at me.

Eat a candy bar, you have low sugar. I remember when you used to eviscerate me for spelling your name wrong.

Betty · March 18th, 2005, 01:48 PM

I've been working on a special issue of S.W.A.T. that's 16 pages bigger than usual, and enjoying a life outside the web. (Moderators have lives outside the forums! Oh my!) I've been in and out of here... making sure you haven't been running amok in my forum. :shuriken:

The Tourist · March 18th, 2005, 09:24 PM

Running amok? Moi?

Well, I'd take a mok on good fast walk... *sounds of crickets*

Boy, tough room.

Hey, Betty, you have mail. Do you know a good bookkeeper...?

March 18th, 2005, 12:44 PM	#1
The Tourist Former Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 693	Would you buy a used knife from this man? I think I got an idea to help stimulate sales in my knife business. A friend at the gym says that DVD's are now a dime a dozen to buy. (Music interlude) Bada Bing Cutlery Emporium brings you "Girls Gone Sharp!" See dozens of co-eds show you their entire knife collection! Gasp as as these shapely shiv sirens drop their Sam Browne sheaths and show you their entire naked blades! You've never seen edges like this before! This is not your daddy's slicing tool! Oh, my! (Music out) Okay, okay, it's just a bunch of housewives from my neighborhood in swim suits after I sharpen their Chicago Cutlery, but salemanship is the sizzle not the steak, right? Who knows. We might get Charo out of retirement to mince an onion...

March 18th, 2005, 12:51 PM	#2
armoredman Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: AZ Posts: 484	Cootchie cootchie coo! __________________ If total government control equals safety, why are prisons so dangerous?

March 18th, 2005, 01:07 PM	#3
Betty Assistant Administrator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Nashville Posts: 2,740	Guys, make sure you hand the cash to the old biker in the corner and not tuck them in the co-ed's thongs. (Keeping a hard moderator's eye on the PG rating of this thread.) Sure, I'd buy a good, used blade, as long as the condition is good and the price is right, and it doesn't look like it was used in the commission of a crime. I hear Luminol works really well. What are you pedding? We have a buy/sell/trade section. __________________ "Americans have the will to resist because you have weapons. If you don't have a gun, freedom of speech has no power." - Yoshimi Ishikawa Broodings, Blunders and Broadsides: The Betty Blog (Friends only - Email me through there to let me know who you are first!)

March 18th, 2005, 01:28 PM	#4
The Tourist Former Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 693	What's Vietnamese for 'pedding'? Nothing. I'm just finishing a latte' and trying to delay going to the gym. We had 6" of snow last night, it's a Friday, and I'm just out of emotional gas. Humor helps. Hey, girl, where de' at, where de' at? I haven't heard from you in a while. I tried to get a rise out of you in the 'knives' section, depicting you as a trained mercenary, and you didn't even bark at me. Eat a candy bar, you have low sugar. I remember when you used to eviscerate me for spelling your name wrong.

March 18th, 2005, 01:48 PM	#5
Betty Assistant Administrator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Nashville Posts: 2,740	I've been working on a special issue of S.W.A.T. that's 16 pages bigger than usual, and enjoying a life outside the web. (Moderators have lives outside the forums! Oh my!) I've been in and out of here... making sure you haven't been running amok in my forum. :shuriken: __________________ "Americans have the will to resist because you have weapons. If you don't have a gun, freedom of speech has no power." - Yoshimi Ishikawa Broodings, Blunders and Broadsides: The Betty Blog (Friends only - Email me through there to let me know who you are first!)

March 18th, 2005, 09:24 PM	#6
The Tourist Former Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 693	Oh, contraire, mon fraire! Running amok? Moi? Well, I'd take a mok on good fast walk... sounds of crickets Boy, tough room. Hey, Betty, you have mail. Do you know a good bookkeeper...?

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