Prevent Assault Weapon Violence - Page 2

INTJ · April 26th, 2007, 04:46 PM

Think that'd work for 45 acp ammo too, yo baby?

Matt Stokes · April 26th, 2007, 06:16 PM

My .40 sucessfully mated with my .38 and now I have a beautiful Beretta. This story may work on my Sweetie; she is blonde.
My next weapon husbandry experiment will mate my 12 guage Franchi with my Citori; I will be the proud Papa of a Benelli Super Black Eagle. I could go on and on... Thanks for my new ploy!

Shadowsbane · April 26th, 2007, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by P95Carry

Paul - well thing is, they are hermaphrodite!

See there is your problem. Hermaphrodites are almost always steril. Most likely they are getting it on like rabbits, but sorry no babies.

and purple88yj I would think that most women would not be put in the mood by being locked in a safe for hours and then suddenly released. Despite the conforable shelving and mood lighting.

aepilotjim · April 26th, 2007, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by P95Carry

I place some guns very carefully in the safe - hoping that breeding might occur - so far - zilch

Maybe a bottle of wine and some candles might help.....

aepilotjim · April 26th, 2007, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by purple88yj

I'm with ya there. I have tried everything from padded shelves to mood lighting with no luck (coincidentally it doesn't work with my wife either).

I'd think locking her in a safe would just piss her off. Of course what 2 consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home.....

P95Carry · April 26th, 2007, 10:56 PM

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Maybe a bottle of wine and some candles might help.....

Sorry Jim - tried that! Red stains and burn marks on the safe lining are all I have to show for it

Geezer · April 26th, 2007, 11:03 PM

Very frustrating ! I've got a mature S&W model 29 w/ 8 3/8 barrel next to a younger, model 629 -- nothing for several years, yet the model 29 always shoots magnum loads.

Dakotaranger · April 27th, 2007, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by PaulG

I don't trust guns.

Mine are either on me under my personal control or they are imprisoned in my gun safe.

So far, when I open the safe they are well behaved and polite.

But that could just be to lull me into being careless.

The M-1 did appear to be flirting with the AK once so I separated them.

P95Carry, how do you determine the sex of a gun?

The Good Reverend says that the innocent guns need to be released now!! Something about no justice no peace.

HOLYROLLER · April 27th, 2007, 01:57 AM

At first I didnt my XDsc any further than I could throw it (about 30 yds), but it's earning my trust one day at a time. The only possibilty for a mate wold my Rem 870 in the closet but that would be one ugly piece!

I was thinking of the perfect mate and it would have to be an AR. Just think of it...a lightweight concealable pistol with a max effective range of 800m!

Also, for all of you having no luck in the gun breeding area, have you thought about lubrication? It might just do the trick.

dwolsten · April 27th, 2007, 02:06 AM

I wish I could get my ammo to breed.... I'd be able to spend more time at the range shooting without worrying about ammo costs.

April 26th, 2007, 04:46 PM	#11
INTJ Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Middle Tennessee Posts: 596	Think that'd work for 45 acp ammo too, yo baby? __________________ "Beware of the man who only owns one gun. He probably knows how to use it."

April 26th, 2007, 06:16 PM	#12
Matt Stokes Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Bloomington, MN Posts: 42	My .40 sucessfully mated with my .38 and now I have a beautiful Beretta. This story may work on my Sweetie; she is blonde. My next weapon husbandry experiment will mate my 12 guage Franchi with my Citori; I will be the proud Papa of a Benelli Super Black Eagle. I could go on and on... Thanks for my new ploy! __________________ Semper Paratus

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April 26th, 2007, 11:03 PM	#17
Geezer Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Mineral Wells Texas Posts: 348	Very frustrating ! I've got a mature S&W model 29 w/ 8 3/8 barrel next to a younger, model 629 -- nothing for several years, yet the model 29 always shoots magnum loads.

April 27th, 2007, 01:57 AM	#19
HOLYROLLER Ex Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Spokane, WA Posts: 270	At first I didnt my XDsc any further than I could throw it (about 30 yds), but it's earning my trust one day at a time. The only possibilty for a mate wold my Rem 870 in the closet but that would be one ugly piece! I was thinking of the perfect mate and it would have to be an AR. Just think of it...a lightweight concealable pistol with a max effective range of 800m! Also, for all of you having no luck in the gun breeding area, have you thought about lubrication? It might just do the trick.

April 27th, 2007, 02:06 AM	#20
dwolsten Ex Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Chandler, AZ Posts: 266	I wish I could get my ammo to breed.... I'd be able to spend more time at the range shooting without worrying about ammo costs.