Prevent Assault Weapon Violence

Rob99VMI04 · April 26th, 2007, 12:33 PM

http://www.assaultweaponwatch.com/

The Coalition to Prevent Assault Weapon Violence
The coalition was organized in the wake of the expiration of the 1994 Assault Weapon Ban that expired on September 13, 2004. It started when one of our founding members read a release by the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence that AK47s and Uzis were coming to our neighborhood this summer.
We investigated and determined that all scientific research to date shows that these weapons are rarely used in crimes. We trust that John Kerry, the Brady Campaign, and independent experts like Tim Robbins would never mislead us, so we set out to prove what the experts cannot - that assault weapons do cause crime.

To that end, we obtained the above "Colt AR-15" assault rifle from a local death merchant and configured a web-cam and lighting to monitor it 24 hours a day.

Much to our embarassment, some astute volunteers pointed out that we needed to "load" the rifle with assault ammunition. A few days later, thanks to some generous paypal donations from our volunteers, we have the rifle loaded with a "magazine" and we again wait for spontaneous acts of violence.

Bob The Great · April 26th, 2007, 12:49 PM

that's awesome.

This is a great excuse to buy more guns. All in the name of science, of course.

Cupcake · April 26th, 2007, 01:20 PM

This just made me realize that I don't know what my gun is up to when I'm at work. Maybe the bradies should lobby for a law requiring it to be on my person...so I can supervise it.

P95Carry · April 26th, 2007, 02:20 PM

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I don't know what my gun is up to when I'm at work.

I place some guns very carefully in the safe - hoping that breeding might occur - so far - zilch

PaulG · April 26th, 2007, 02:33 PM

I don't trust guns.

Mine are either on me under my personal control or they are imprisoned in my gun safe.

So far, when I open the safe they are well behaved and polite.

But that could just be to lull me into being careless.

The M-1 did appear to be flirting with the AK once so I separated them.

P95Carry, how do you determine the sex of a gun?

P95Carry · April 26th, 2007, 02:43 PM

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P95Carry, how do you determine the sex of a gun?

Paul - well thing is, they are hermaphrodite! So in theory take 2 of similar ''species'' and potentially the genetic make-up will permit breeding. I mean revo/semi mix obviously ain't gonna cut it!

Problem seems to be this ''inert'' effect which anti's do not grasp - the buggers just sit there and will just not ''get it on''!

I have yet to try playing soothing music!

Rob99VMI04 · April 26th, 2007, 02:49 PM

Guns that have a very big tendancy to breed very rapidly are GLOCKs. I've noticed because the guns are built to look exactly alike, and when you want to switch to a differn't caliber and not upset the balance of having to find a new holster. I started with a G29 and G17. When the G19 popped out he took the G17's Caliber but ended up smaller like the G29. Now the G29 and the G19 Turned out a G23 a few weeks ago. The group is planning on a new G34 joining the family tommorrow and a G26. I don't know who hooked up with who on those two but somebody has a recessed gene.

PaulG · April 26th, 2007, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by P95Carry

Paul - well thing is, they are hermaphrodite! So in theory take 2 of similar ''species'' and potentially the genetic make-up will permit breeding. I mean revo/semi mix obviously ain't gonna cut it!

Problem seems to be this ''inert'' effect which anti's do not grasp - the buggers just sit there and will just not ''get it on''!

I have yet to try playing soothing music!

purple88yj · April 26th, 2007, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by P95Carry

I place some guns very carefully in the safe - hoping that breeding might occur - so far - zilch

I'm with ya there. I have tried everything from padded shelves to mood lighting with no luck (coincidentally it doesn't work with my wife either).

Cupcake · April 26th, 2007, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by P95Carry

I place some guns very carefully in the safe - hoping that breeding might occur - so far - zilch

LOL, Maybe a lava lamp and some Barry White?

April 26th, 2007, 12:33 PM	#1
Rob99VMI04 Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: ABOVE is the FOOTPRINT of a common american CHICKEN Posts: 1,661	Prevent Assault Weapon Violence http://www.assaultweaponwatch.com/ The Coalition to Prevent Assault Weapon Violence The coalition was organized in the wake of the expiration of the 1994 Assault Weapon Ban that expired on September 13, 2004. It started when one of our founding members read a release by the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence that AK47s and Uzis were coming to our neighborhood this summer. We investigated and determined that all scientific research to date shows that these weapons are rarely used in crimes. We trust that John Kerry, the Brady Campaign, and independent experts like Tim Robbins would never mislead us, so we set out to prove what the experts cannot - that assault weapons do cause crime. To that end, we obtained the above "Colt AR-15" assault rifle from a local death merchant and configured a web-cam and lighting to monitor it 24 hours a day. Much to our embarassment, some astute volunteers pointed out that we needed to "load" the rifle with assault ammunition. A few days later, thanks to some generous paypal donations from our volunteers, we have the rifle loaded with a "magazine" and we again wait for spontaneous acts of violence. __________________ "You may find me one day dead in a ditch somewhere. But by God, you'll find me in a pile of brass." - Trooper M. Padgett "When seconds count.....Cops Respond in Minutes"

April 26th, 2007, 01:20 PM	#3
Cupcake VIP Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 2,660	This just made me realize that I don't know what my gun is up to when I'm at work. Maybe the bradies should lobby for a law requiring it to be on my person...so I can supervise it. __________________ Stupidity is not a crime...so you are free to go.

April 26th, 2007, 02:33 PM	#5
PaulG Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Fairfax, VA Posts: 952	I don't trust guns. Mine are either on me under my personal control or they are imprisoned in my gun safe. So far, when I open the safe they are well behaved and polite. But that could just be to lull me into being careless. The M-1 did appear to be flirting with the AK once so I separated them. P95Carry, how do you determine the sex of a gun? __________________ fortiter in re, suaviter in modo (resolutely in action, gently in manner).

April 26th, 2007, 02:49 PM	#7
Rob99VMI04 Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: ABOVE is the FOOTPRINT of a common american CHICKEN Posts: 1,661	Guns that have a very big tendancy to breed very rapidly are GLOCKs. I've noticed because the guns are built to look exactly alike, and when you want to switch to a differn't caliber and not upset the balance of having to find a new holster. I started with a G29 and G17. When the G19 popped out he took the G17's Caliber but ended up smaller like the G29. Now the G29 and the G19 Turned out a G23 a few weeks ago. The group is planning on a new G34 joining the family tommorrow and a G26. I don't know who hooked up with who on those two but somebody has a recessed gene. __________________ "You may find me one day dead in a ditch somewhere. But by God, you'll find me in a pile of brass." - Trooper M. Padgett "When seconds count.....Cops Respond in Minutes"

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April 26th, 2007, 12:49 PM	#2
Bob The Great Distinguished Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Slidell, LA Posts: 1,451	that's awesome. This is a great excuse to buy more guns. All in the name of science, of course.