Originally Posted by 0.02

Also worth thinking about, he's a Democrat from Ohio, every time he appears on the news it says on the screen

Kucinich D OH.

Homer Simpson anyone?

Originally Posted by ccw9mm

That's only the half of it. This little blemish on Congress is launching H.R. 808, proposing to create the following offices in the already-bloated, behemoth U.S. government. It's a bill, and it's currently in comittee. The new cabinet Department would be:

• The Department Of Peace & Nonviolence, a cabinet-level post headed by yet another bureaucrat. This new cost-drain would have the following offices under its expert watch:
  • the Office Of Arms Control & Disarmament;
  • the Office Of Peaceful Coexistence & Nonviolent Conflict Resolution;
  • the Office Of Human Rights & Economic Rights; and
  • the Intergovernmental Advisory Council On Peace & Nonviolence

He forgot to add the Office Of Rose-Colored Glasses, the Office Of Happy Thoughts, the Office Of Joint Mutual Euphoria, and the Office Of Congressional Cleansing & Myopia Improvement. Don't forget the last one. We'll need it, with all that other stuff.

Originally Posted by raytracer

I would hereby like to announce my candidacy for the post of Minister Plenipotentiary of the Office of Puppy Kisses and Candy Rainbows.

My primary opponent for this position is Sean Penn, so I really need your backing in this.

Thank you. That is all. You may return to your regularly scheduled mockery.
Joe