Why don't mathematicians rule the world?
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November 9th, 2019 06:36 PM
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Why don't mathematicians rule the world?
Well, they do, actually. They're just to preoccupied to notice. It has been this way for a very long time.
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November 9th, 2019 06:48 PM
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Y'all heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. Any mistakes were easily erased.
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by, and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught. ~J.C. Watts
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November 9th, 2019 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by
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Y'all heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. Any mistakes were easily erased.
That joke is false. It was actually a chalk board.
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November 9th, 2019 06:59 PM
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Or why mathematicians use computers?
because approaching infinity like a cat on a mouse
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November 9th, 2019 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by
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Y'all heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. Any mistakes were easily erased.
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November 9th, 2019 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by
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Y'all heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. Any mistakes were easily erased.
That's gross! I am sooooooooooo offended!
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November 9th, 2019 07:28 PM
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God had to invent whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world.
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November 9th, 2019 07:31 PM
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Mrs Sax, a mathematician, rules MY world. And she’s had my number since we first met, 20 years ago next week. She does NOT, however, know how many guns I have. That number is unknown except by me.
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November 9th, 2019 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by
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God had to invent whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world.
Would that have been a yardstick or tape measure?
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by, and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught. ~J.C. Watts
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November 9th, 2019 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by
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Mrs Sax, a mathematician, rules MY world. And she’s had my number since we first met, 20 years ago next week. She does NOT, however, know how many guns I have. That number is unknown except by me.
What, you give her a yearly quiz just to make sure?
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November 9th, 2019 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by
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Mrs Sax, a mathematician, rules MY world. And she’s had my number since we first met, 20 years ago next week. She does NOT, however, know how many guns I have. That number is unknown except by me.
Ah . . . the very definition of infinite.

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November 9th, 2019 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by
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What, you give her a yearly quiz just to make sure?
Yep, you caught me, I was assuming.
Just performed first annual yearly quiz. Nope, she doesn’t know. She guessed. Incorrectly.
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November 9th, 2019 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by
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Ah . . . the very definition of infinite.
Perhaps, if the number of Christmas cards sent by OldVet is agreed to as an infinite, versus an unknown or undefined, number.
If it were a larger number, to me it might seem more akin to infinite to me.
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November 9th, 2019 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by
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Yep, you caught me, I was assuming.
Just performed first annual yearly quiz. Nope, she doesn’t know. She guessed. Incorrectly.
See, give a woman an orgasm and she can't think straight for a year.
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November 9th, 2019 09:14 PM
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