OldVet's Christmas Card List

OldVet's Christmas Card List

This is a discussion on OldVet's Christmas Card List within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Hey DC! As we approach Christmas, I know many of us want to make sure sure are on @ OldVet 's list! So, if you ...

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    OldVet's Christmas Card List

    Hey DC!

    As we approach Christmas, I know many of us want to make sure sure are on @OldVet 's list!

    So, if you would like to also NOT receive a Christmas card from our resident Curmudgeon, please add to this thread. Time is of the essence!

    MERRY CHRISTMAS
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    Somehow I envision a Christmas card with a fuse sticking out of it - lit.
    Be careful of people who brag about who they are - a lion will never have to tell you who he's a lion.

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    I may be the only person alive to have a Christmas Card from our own grouchy Crummy . I would have to find it in one of my desk drawers .


    I am saving it as it may be worth nothing someday .......................................

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    A Christmas card? I thought standard issue was a lump of coal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by airslot View Post
    A Christmas card? I thought standard issue was a lump of coal.
    I thought it was dog poop?

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    I 'm sure he he already mailed mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CG11 View Post
    Somehow I envision a Christmas card with a fuse sticking out of it - lit.
    A really short fuse.

    All posts are duly noted and recorded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by airslot View Post
    A Christmas card? I thought standard issue was a lump of coal.
    Shipping costs have gone up too much, now he has to stay within a standard stamp. #ThanksObama

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    Christmas? Bah humbug! Besides, I hear that he is going all PC and is giving out "Happy Holiday" cards this year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by paulinsf View Post
    Christmas? Bah humbug! Besides, I hear that he is going all PC and is giving out "Happy Holiday" cards this year.
    Well yours won't be happy if you're expecting one....

    Bah humbug back atcha!
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    NOW it feels like Christmas!
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    He sent me one last year. Itís was full of bed bugs and kudzu. I leave that one alone now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by svgheartland View Post
    He sent me one last year. Itís was full of bed bugs and kudzu. I leave that one alone now.
    But I still have all these bed bugs and kudzu...
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    I think he should send one to funny-haired little toad that runs N.K.!! Getting one from our own " OLD VET '' would scare the dog ***T out of Him!! MERRY CHRISTMAS OLD-VET from one grumpy old vet to another!!!

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    Just be careful. There's his Christmas card list and then there's HIS LIST. You don't want to be on HIS LIST.
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