This is a discussion on Random Thoughts (Part2) within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; If we din't live in an upside down world,there woudn't be more airplanes in the ocean,than ships in the air....
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LOL, my 18 year old son admitted just last night that he found out how that thing works. There's one in his car and a friend asked him what it was. My son thought it was a cigarette lighter, but didn't know how it works. They did push it in and tested it. Not on a cigarette, though, because cigarettes are dangerous. He know has a nice ringed, burn marked seared into his fingertip. He didn't know it would be that hotOriginally Posted by flh
This happened about a week ago.
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I’m terrified of Mr. Peanut, the peanut man. He’s religious though, he carries a cane - a professor recently said that canes were letter J’s for Jesus. I’m glad Mr. Peanut doesn’t carry a S’s cane that would be even scarier.
Trust God.
What would happen if you put the same amount of trust in God that you do in the brakes on what your driving on the highways?
Think about it.
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Ohhh... think about this when you kiss the old lady good-night tonight.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/murder-inv...ry?id=59794835
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We watched this on the news , my first thought was , how no one noticed the new concrete in the basement ?? ...
Go Pack Go
Don't try to get into my head there's barely enough room for me in there .
Sonic .
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What a way to go. New fad diet, the Soy sauce "cleanse." After drinking a liter of the stuff, a woman died. Salt from the soy in her blood soaked up the water in her tissues and organs, including her brain.
Ive had a few hangovers that have felt like that...
https://www.businessinsider.com/woma...leanse-2018-12
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I ate soy sauce sandwiches as a kid. Seemed pretty good at the time.
Retired USAF E-8. Curmudgeon on the loose.
Lighten up and enjoy life because:
Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth
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That would require a very twisted sense of humor.
MY RIGHTS DON'T END WHERE YOUR FEELINGS BEGIN
The situation will NEVER BE THE WAY YOU WANT, it WILL BE THE WAY IT IS. You must be FLEXIBLE ENOUGH TO ADAPT and just "DEAL WITH IT".
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