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Random Thoughts (Part2)

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    @OldVet . It's some weird thing where 8+5=13 but they bet it by going 8+2=10 and then add the remaining 3 from the 5 to get 13
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    A young Arab boy asks his father “What is that strange hat you are wearing?”
    The father said: “Why, my son, it is a ‘chechia.’ In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.”

    “And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?” asked the boy.
    “Oh, my son!” exclaimed the father “It is very simple. This is a ‘djbellah.’ As I have told you, in the desert it is not only very hot, but the sand is always blowing. My djbellah protects the entire body,”

    The son then asked: “But Father, what about those ugly shoes you have on your feet?”
    “These are ‘babouches’ my son,” the father replied. You must understand that although the desert sands are very beautiful, they are also extremely hot. These babouches’ keep us from burning our feet.”

    “So tell me then,” added the boy.
    “Yes, my son…”

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    Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy; “If one pill makes you larger and another pill makes you small as at the popular pro American song goes if you take two will you be larger or smaller than before or will you remain the same size if you counteracted them with the opposit?”
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    Here's two Rum Runners and a rum & Coke to you guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Workaholic View Post
    A coworker of mine was talking about the math she is learning (she's 8). I guess I had a confused look on my face, so he showed me a video of this common core math. What the heck were they thinking with that?
    Common core math doesn’t confuse me as much as wondering why you have an 8 year old as a coworker.
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    LOL good catch. That's what I get for posting late at night. It was the coworker's niece that was learning the math. What part got me was all the extra work involved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flh View Post
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    Now that is one heck of an idea.... if my mother in law wasnt passed already, I might be tempted to do the same. Still not sure why my father in law kept her...
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    Pot shops in Oregon outnumber Starbucks by about two to one now. They are hiring budtenders according to signs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flh View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by LimaCharlie View Post
    Pot shops in Oregon outnumber Starbucks by about two to one now. They are hiring budtenders according to signs.
    Since I have neglected to mark my resume as inactive on indeed, I get emails at least twice a week, with budtender being a job to apply for. Personally, I think they can shove those pot shops where the sun doesn't shine. Unfortunately, with the millennials and liberals running around, more states are going to legalize it. Eventually the only way to avoid it will be to build a compound out in the boonies somewhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LimaCharlie View Post
    Pot shops in Oregon outnumber Starbucks by about two to one now. They are hiring budtenders according to signs.
    If their hiring practices are better than Starbucks why not. They hire Americans and Veterns I’m all for it, would prolly be a fun job - I’d love it, would mess with folks heads all day making up things that aren’t there then charging them for it
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    Many people who want to be liberated from life's drudgery of supporting themselves by having a generous government provide an income for them do not understand that when a person owes someone or something else (like a government) for their livelihood then the one they owe has the power to restrict their freedom.

    True liberty is to be self sufficient owing no one (including a government) for anything preventing anyone from having the power to limit or restrict liberty.

    Of course true liberty is an ideal and the reality of life must be dealt with in a practical manner in order to survive yet striving for liberty should be life's real purpose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sister View Post
    If their hiring practices are better than Starbucks why not. They hire Americans and Veterns I’m all for it, would prolly be a fun job - I’d love it, would mess with folks heads all day making up things that aren’t there then charging them for it
    Kinda like the folks working the gun counter at Cabela’s.......
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