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Random Thoughts (Part2)

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    Have you ever thought you had a brain fart only to realize too late it was brain diarrhea?
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    Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth

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    We have been looking for you ...
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    The only common sense gun legislation was written about 227 years ago.

    I carry always not because I go places trouble is likely, but because trouble has a habit of not staying in its assigned zone.

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    This is for anyone who lives in Atlanta, Georgia, has ever lived in Atlanta, has ever visited Atlanta, or ever plans to visit .

    The only way to get out of downtown Atlanta is to turnaround and start over when you reach Greenville , South Carolina.

    All directions start with, "Go down Peachtree" and include the phrase, "When you see the Waffle House." except that in Cobb County , where all directions begin with, "Go to the Big Chicken" (Including GPS directions).

    Peachtree Street has no beginning and no end and is not to be confused with:
    Peachtree Circle
    Peachtree Place
    Peachtree Lane
    Peachtree Road
    Peachtree Parkway
    Peachtree Run
    Peachtree Terrace
    Peachtree Avenue
    Peachtree Commons
    Peachtree Battle
    Peachtree Corners
    New Peachtree
    Old Peachtree
    West Peachtree
    Peachtree-Dunwoody
    Peachtree-Chamblee
    Peachtree Industrial Boulevard

    Atlantans only know their way to work and their way home. If you ask anyone for directions, they will always send you down Peachtree.
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    Sad but statistically true.

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    Wonder what would happen if someone were to plant a plum tree???
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    Quote Originally Posted by CG11 View Post
    Wonder what would happen if someone were to plant a plum tree???
    It would grow peaches.
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    Old Vet, I believe you may be right.
    Be careful of people who brag about who they are - a lion will never have to tell you who he's a lion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CG11 View Post
    Old Vet, I believe you may be right.
    Always...
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    Last night Sister commented on how much she likes the alarm system because it calls the cops. That means she doesn't need to so she can just start shootin!
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    Send bachelors and come heavily armed.

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    How did we survive ,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Risasi View Post
    Why is it, that every time I change my oil, even though I barely hand-tightened the oil filter on, that it feels like an 800lb gorilla did it every time I try to take it off?

    Just needs a drop or two of oil.
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    Am I the only one still wondering what post # 21,153 would of been?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DownInTheDark View Post
    Am I the only one still wondering what post # 21,153 would of been?
    Next?
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