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    ...so on my news feed I went down a bunny trail and ended up at the Sun News. There was an article...sigh...”Bridget the Midget”, a porn star stabs boyfriend in leg. The boyfriend was in bed with another girl whom was 5’8”. The 5’8” girl tossed Bridget the Midget out the door.

    so here I sit in great wonderment, will the 5’8” go to jail for tossing Bridget the Midget, or will they let her go in a “little” while?


    Google it, the pic’s and words are not family friendly but the story had me in stitches! 😂
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sister View Post
    ...so on my news feed I went down a bunny trail and ended up at the Sun News. There was an article...sigh...”Bridget the Midget”, a porn star stabs boyfriend in leg. The boyfriend was in bed with another girl whom was 5’8”. The 5’8” girl tossed Bridget the Midget out the door.

    so here I sit in great wonderment, will the 5’8” go to jail for tossing Bridget the Midget, or will they let her go in a “little” while?


    Google it, the pic’s and words are not family friendly but the story had me in stitches! 😂
    Yep I had to look it up, not family friendly is an understatement. At only 3’9” she had to be quite fired up to stab him with a butter knife hard enough to cause injury.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sister View Post
    ...so on my news feed I went down a bunny trail and ended up at the Sun News. There was an article...sigh...”Bridget the Midget”, a porn star stabs boyfriend in leg. The boyfriend was in bed with another girl whom was 5’8”. The 5’8” girl tossed Bridget the Midget out the door.

    so here I sit in great wonderment, will the 5’8” go to jail for tossing Bridget the Midget, or will they let her go in a “little” while?


    Google it, the pic’s and words are not family friendly but the story had me in stitches! 😂

    Be still, my heart!
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    FYI... Jack Daniels Tennessee Rye whisky and Orange Crush ain't half bad. Kind of like a orange Creme-cycle with a kick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    Yep I had to look it up, not family friendly is an understatement. At only 3’9” she had to be quite fired up to stab him with a butter knife hard enough to cause injury.
    Did you see the guns on that little woman? Oh my, I bet she did mess him up even with a butter knife! 🤣

    From the pictures she does work out obviously but the flat sandals on stripper stage with the leg warmers would prolly ruine the look.

    Leg warmers and a thong...just say no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    FYI... Jack Daniels Tennessee Rye whisky and Orange Crush ain't half bad. Kind of like a orange Creme-cycle with a kick.
    Mmmmm, put in blender with ice cream and a dash of cream de mint! Mmmmmmm, sugar and alcohol
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    Leave the bottle barkeep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LimaCharlie View Post
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    Leave the bottle barkeep.
    LC, I do believe you have a pic of Elizabeth Warrens great great grandmother in the center there! 😃
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    Quote Originally Posted by LimaCharlie View Post
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    LC, I do believe you have a pic of Elizabeth Warrens great great grandmother in the center there! 😃
    No, that is a younger Pelosi.
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    First Ever All-Female Spacewalk.

    Huston, we have a problem.

    What is the problem?

    Never mind.

    What is the problem?

    Just forget it.

    Please tell us.

    Its fine.

    Please tell us.

    Its nothing.
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    When I say my prayers I thank God for AOC, she has been a gift to all of us natural blondes and the jokes they tell about us
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sister View Post
    When I say my prayers I thank God for AOC, she has been a gift to all of us natural blondes and the jokes they tell about us
    Blondes are now telling AOC jokes.
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