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    Thought of Old Vet when I saw this:

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    Ah. The first one scratched off the 2020 card list.
    I was on the list!
    I was on the list!
    I was on the list!!!
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    Stuck in South Dakota for two extra days because of big snow storms and strong winds. But, we're the lucky ones. My wife and I are are going west and south tomorrow morning towards Denver, but my wife's younger brother is headed back to Chicago from here. It's not going to be pretty. We're by Mobridge, SD in a tiny town on the Rez.
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    Buddy of mine sent me this one.

    All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk
    who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life.

    The first applicant of the day explained that his last day was not a good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower.

    "Well, her hair was dry, so I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-panky, and I began to look for
    her lover.

    I went onto the balcony of our 9th floor apartment and found the SOB clinging to the rail by his fingertips. I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes.

    On seeing he was still alive I found super human strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man and killed him. At this point the stress got to me, and I suffered a massive heart attack and died."

    The clerk thanked him and sent him on to the next office.

    The second applicant said that his last day was his worst. "I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment. I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab
    onto the balcony rail of a 9th floor apartment, but some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot. I fell but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up
    I saw a huge chest falling toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the chest."

    The clerk couldn't help but chuckle as he directed the man to the next room.

    He was still giggling when his third customer of the day entered. He apologized and said, "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as
    the fellow in here just before you."

    "I don't know," replied the man, "picture this, I'm stark naked hiding' in this cedar chest!!!!"
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    BTDT. Shouldn’t tell it but it was in the 70’s.

    At 18yo my friend drove the sno cone truck. We decided to dress up like clowns, scary clowns. We had some rum, rum is good with sno cones!!!



    Our last route was in the projects, I chased kids all over those projects and scared them to death. Not sure what came of my friends job, do wonder if it mentally messed the kids up over clowns though. 😂
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    Quote Originally Posted by flh View Post
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    Been running one for years.
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    Lord forgive me for laughing and bless 1000 starving pygmies in New Guinea.

    Quote Originally Posted by airslot View Post
    Buddy of mine sent me this one.

    All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk
    who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life.

    The first applicant of the day explained that his last day was not a good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower.

    "Well, her hair was dry, so I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-panky, and I began to look for
    her lover.

    I went onto the balcony of our 9th floor apartment and found the SOB clinging to the rail by his fingertips. I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes.

    On seeing he was still alive I found super human strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man and killed him. At this point the stress got to me, and I suffered a massive heart attack and died."

    The clerk thanked him and sent him on to the next office.

    The second applicant said that his last day was his worst. "I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment. I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab
    onto the balcony rail of a 9th floor apartment, but some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot. I fell but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up
    I saw a huge chest falling toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the chest."

    The clerk couldn't help but chuckle as he directed the man to the next room.

    He was still giggling when his third customer of the day entered. He apologized and said, "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as
    the fellow in here just before you."

    "I don't know," replied the man, "picture this, I'm stark naked hiding' in this cedar chest!!!!"
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