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Random Thoughts (Part2)

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    Never fart in the shower.
    Never fart in corduroy britches, they canít git out.
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    Flatulence jokes are a tricky thing...
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    Speaking of farts...

    Back in 1984 they were shooting ďFire StarterĒ in my home town in NC. To my knowledge no farts were involved in the movie but it would have made a good connection with fire and gas Was Halloween night in a bar I met Martin Sheen and told him to never fart in Corduroy. I was dressed as the Easter Bunny, much alcohol was involved. He was a nice man from my remembering, he was also my height to my shock because they all look so much bigger on TV. Iím 5í3Ē.

    random thought regarding farts.
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    Advice from a 11 year old...

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    Evidently, 15 to 25 years ago, give a take a day or 3, child care experts came up with the idea of how to raise your child, that was different from the way a lot of us here were raised. The thought, with such a cool catch phrase, was "Baby your baby". Let your baby be a baby until they are ready to not be. This lead to things like breast feeding well past when they start whole foods, an extreme example of that was up to like 12.... this effected a whole generation, perhaps causing the snowflake issue we have now.
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    Another random thought... I miss listening to Paul Harvey...
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    Only seven shootings overnight in Portland. The liberals are working out well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Workaholic View Post
    Another random thought... I miss listening to Paul Harvey...
    He's dead, and that's the rest of the story.
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    Sister has been feeling a bit under the weather the last couple days so to keep herself occupied she's messing with telemarketers who call.

    Today she got blocked by 2 of them!


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