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This is a discussion on My wife never asks me questions like this... within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by Cornhusker95 However when i see her fold laundry i say.......How much Avon did you buy? I WISH my wife only bought Avon...I'd ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornhusker95 View Post
    However when i see her fold laundry i say.......How much Avon did you buy?
    I WISH my wife only bought Avon...I'd still be rich!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ColoradoDiablo View Post
    I WISH my wife only bought Avon...I'd still be rich!
    just FWIW, the Avon bottles are collectible, a lot of them are anyway. 😃

    Not sure if you need the boxes though, there is a thread for that too we can ask.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty222 View Post
    You are right,two things to remember.

    Rule #1,...The wife is always right.

    Rule #2,....If the wife is wrong,read rule # 1 again.
    Nope not in our home.


    The man wears the pants in our home cause we do the Biblical thing - it tells you thatís the way itís suppose to be and if you do follow it then that is how it works. I agree with this however know some women donít. If I trusted him enough to marry him then I should without a thought trust him to keep the home happy and to make good decisions. I do and he does!


    I like it, something goes bad then guess whoís fault it is? 🤣
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sister View Post
    Nope not in our home.


    The man wears the pants in our home cause we do the Biblical thing - it tells you thatís the way itís suppose to be and if you do follow it then that is how it works. I agree with this however know some women donít. If I trusted him enough to marry him then I should without a thought trust him to keep the home happy and to make good decisions. I do and he does!


    I like it, something goes bad then guess whoís fault it is? 藍

    I wear the pants in my family!
    (and I have my wifeís permission to say so....)
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    I know a cute story about who wears the pants but if I write it here it will cause me some problems I think.

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    Sister, here in Utah the men definitely rule. Then of course, there is the whole polygamy thing. I tried to convince my wife that we should try the sister wife program, but she wasn't having any of it...

    Actually, at 66 I don't think (I know) I could not handle more than one woman, even on a rotational basis!
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    Quote Originally Posted by G26Raven View Post
    Sister, here in Utah the men definitely rule. Then of course, there is the whole polygamy thing. I tried to convince my wife that we should try the sister wife program, but she wasn't having any of it...

    Actually, at 66 I don't think (I know) I could not handle more than one woman, even on a rotational basis!

    I donít share, Iíll never figure the mindset of that kind of thinking. Why? Iíd rather live alone than know Iím number two or three (and so on)
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    Quote Originally Posted by redmc View Post
    I know a cute story about who wears the pants but if I write it here it will cause me some problems I think.
    A wise man
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sister View Post
    I donít share, Iíll never figure the mindset of that kind of thinking. Why? Iíd rather live alone than know Iím number two or three (and so on)
    I am truly amazed at the number of women here who live that lifestyle.

    But it truly is a male dominated society here. No matter how you fill out paperwork, the man's name almost invariably ends up first. On our joint banking account, my wife's name does not appear until the second page of the statement. On our home title, I told them to put her name first, but it was not.

    When we got the safety certificate for my car when we first moved here, both our names were on the title, but hers was first on the paperwork from California. The guy who we took the car to looked at the title and said, "I can fix this for you." I gave him a blank look. He looked at me again and said, "I can put your name first." When I told him it really didn't matter to me, he walked away shaking his head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by G26Raven View Post
    Sister, here in Utah the men definitely rule. Then of course, there is the whole polygamy thing. I tried to convince my wife that we should try the sister wife program, but she wasn't having any of it...

    Actually, at 66 I don't think (I know) I could not handle more than one woman, even on a rotational basis!
    Spouses are like handguns. Pick a good one and stick with it. Rotation is for a pig on a spit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redmc View Post
    I know a cute story about who wears the pants but if I write it here it will cause me some problems I think.
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    Just a minute here.....you canít not ​tell the story now!
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    Had to do it.

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    Took my wife with me to the gun store in Az this weekend to look at a Sig P365. All she wanted to know was how much for two of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabill View Post
    Made the mistake of giving my wife the combination to the gun safe. She still doesn't know when I buy a new gun and she doesn't care. Too many guns in the safe now for her to count.
    Wife and I each have our own full size gun safes. And we both know the others combination. Hers looks like a jewelry shop when you open it. Her guns are on the door, or she wouldn't have room for it all.
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    My wife doesn't work. She buys enough stuff on her own so she will never question what I do. And she knows better to do so.
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