The Wishing Well

The Wishing Well

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    The Wishing Well

    One day Bill and Hillary Clinton are walking in the woods outside their upstate New York home when they come across a wishing well. Hillary approaches first, closes her eyes, silently makes her wish and tosses a few coins into the well.

    Her husband wants to make a wish also, but as he approaches the well, he trips over a rock, tumbles head first into the well and drowns.

    A startled Hillary jumps back and exclaims....

    "The damned thing really works!!!"

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    Bill should have gone first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sdprof View Post
    Bill should have gone first.
    Would YOU want Hillary behind you alone in the woods?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TSKnight View Post
    Would YOU want Hillary behind you alone in the woods?
    Only if I was wearing a knife proof T-shirt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    Only if I was wearing a knife proof T-shirt.
    And a Kevlar helmet!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TSKnight View Post
    Would YOU want Hillary behind you alone in the woods?
    Yes, only so I wouldn’t have to look at her fat _ ss!
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    That escalated quickly
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    This thread is COMPLETELY unfair and you should be ASHAMED of yourself for completely ignoring the fact that that filth desecrated a beautiful American natural resource like a forest with their foul stench of corruption, and may I add that you COMPLETELY ignored the fact that the water source has been compromised and tainted in clear violation of the clean water acts......wait a tic...just got an email from Hillary......mumble...mumble.... hitman dispatched.....mumble....mumble.....me and my family will disappear and it will look like suicides with shots to the back of our heads....mumble.....

    I COMPLETEY REDACT EVERYTHING I JUST SAID AND PROCLAIM BILL AND HILLARY THE NEXT COMING OF JESUS WITH HOPES THAT THEY LIVE LONG AND FRUITFUL LIVES BASKING IN THE GLORY OF AMERICAN FREEDOM!!!!!!

    Off to the bunker now. Ain't no one gonna suicide me out and BTW all my firearms were destroyed in the Notre Dame fire!!!

    And I'm spent...………
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    Not to worry...their magic don't work so well here.
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