Dumb As A Box Of Rocks

Dumb As A Box Of Rocks

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    Dumb As A Box Of Rocks

    Man arrested after giving officers fake name while wearing lanyard with his real name


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    You're insulting rocks....
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    That takes stupid to a whole new level.
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    Quote Originally Posted by G26Raven View Post
    You're insulting rocks....
    Beat me to it
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    aww DARN IT, just when I thought I had seen it all...
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    He could be educated by rocks. All that is necessary is a pile of large rocks, a sledge hammer, and a ball and chain. Rocks educate through penance. If that fails the next step is to stone him with stones he made at the rock pile.
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    There's a whole heap of stupid in that face and apparently plenty of it in the neighborhood too.
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    Hmmm. Saw the title to this thread and thought it was gonna be about me.

    Anyway. Why can't people just politely comply with the orders directed at them by a police officer when they've been detained?

    Life would be so much more dignified for everyone involved if they did.
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    Thought this might be about the guy on Fox news that shot himself in the testicles while trying to hold marijuana packagesin his butt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottync View Post
    Thought this might be about the guy on Fox news that shot himself in the testicles while trying to hold marijuana packagesin his butt.
    Good... Idiots such as that shouldn't procreate anyway!
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    It's nice when criminals do half of the officer's job for them. Be nice to cops week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Misty Lu View Post
    Hmmm. Saw the title to this thread and thought it was gonna be about me.

    Anyway. Why can't people just politely comply with the orders directed at them by a police officer when they've been detained?

    Life would be so much more dignified for everyone involved if they did.
    But then COPS on TV would be so boring.
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    How do they keep coming up with all this stupidity?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabill View Post
    How do they keep coming up with all this stupidity?
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